ROT Nabbed. Apparently Gave MadJad a Devil of a Time

Planet Pepe Conflicted, right in the Cojones

Raze Out the Written Troubles of the Brain

...and make what of men?

Cool Hand Dude in the Hot Damn House

Obama Fried, People Died

Lot's O' Dead Ricains Walking , The Equivalence Of It All In the Gospel According to Pepe

Le Pew smiles through his Ululation. After all, now we are Ruled by an Obamacles Imperator who knows who the REAL Nazis are. Just like Abu Ghraib with those killer undies. Adolf and Joe? Fucking Heroes.
In order, Malmady, Buchenwald at Liberation, Abu Ghraib

Back in the USSR, Boys, You Don't Know How Lucky You Are

Versailles Raises the Sickle Green, and Hammers the Crescent Red. The Joys of Le Pew are a'comin'. From NRO.

"U.S. Rep. Marcy Kaptur (D. Toledo) whipped the crowd up before Mr. Obama took the stage yesterday telling them that America needed a Second Bill of Rights guaranteeing all Americans a job, health care, homes, an education, and a fair playing field for business and farmers.

[UPDATE: A reader writes:
....... the US [Obama ] Second Bill of Rights rang a vague bell:

Article 40Citizens of the USSR have the right to work (that is, to guaranteed employment and pay in accordance wit the quantity and quality of their work, and not below the state-established minimum), including the right to choose their trade or profession, type of job and work in accordance with their inclinations, abilities, training and education, with due account of the needs of society...
Article 41 Citizens of the USSR have the right to rest and leisure...
The length of collective farmers' working and leisure time is established by their collective farms.
Article 42 Citizens of the USSR have the right to health protection

The Fountain of Time

right to the end of days

Skillets and Such

For whatever reason, I set out on an afternoon mission to find and purchase a reasonably priced cast iron skillet. I located a perfect model: the only taint on the otherwise great find was that it's a Bobby Flay design. Not that the design is bad, though. The design is great. It's that there's a "BF" in the handle, the initials of that culinary hack, Bobby Flay. I've since decided to re-christen my cast iron skillet, though, and I now refer to it as the Big Fucker. I don't even have to take the original initials out with the bench grinder. I used the Big Fucker this evening to first skillet a sirloin, and once that was done, and while letting the sirloin rest, I sauteed some onion, green pepper, fresh ginger, garlic, pineapple chunks, and peanuts in the steak juice and vegetable oil. I just wiped the Big Fucker out with a paper towel when through, and there it sits ready for the next use. The other development in the kitchen: a large chopping-block area. I built the bench this past Friday. It's working out great. I want to have a Portuguese theme some weekend evening over here. And I can't stop thinking about Goa.

To Ease MFT's Fears, a Dose of Tunguska

Pillars of Fire? Looks like Armageddon would do quite a Shock and Awe on MFT's ass, dudes.

Where was Bruce Willis when we needed him?

From Bengal to Britain to Berkeley, Islam Attracts The Very Best

Poor Ted Bundy and John Wayne Gacy, but for the bad luck of being born a couple of decades too early there went a couple of Wrighteous Justified Shaheeds.

Wright vs Hobbes

So, OK, I understand that Wright is pissed at Hillary & Hannity, but what did Hobbes do to him to appear on his shit list?

The valley of death

More.

Eat vegetables, don't drink arak

Bad Astronomy is Dada

So much for the Harmony of the Spheres