Pinko brass knuckles

The ultimate Pepean solution. Yet another tack.

Sortez vos mouchoirs

Pretty soon I'll meet Charly staring at the Manneken Pis. Chomping on fries and mayo, and swilling Gueuze.

Capitalism, defeated, is shutting down

Pepe brings his famous shit tacos to Versailles

New car registrations were down 7.7pc in the third quarter from a year earlier. Unemployment has been creeeping up, reaching a post-euro high of 10.6pc. The fear is that a fiscal shock in 2013 will tip the economy into a sharp downward slide. “France needs more fiscal austerity right now like a hole in the head”. Genau. That's the Pepe plan.

Socialism is all about making sure the Peasants eat nothing but Shit Tacos

Versailles Alone should Sup on Tasty Fare If the aim was "let all have of good food" then the solution to this "unfairness" would be obvious. Have school districts send someone to Annika's kitchen and see how she makes the tasty fare and how she keeps it all in budget. Then, presto, return to their districts with this info and spread the cheer. But InterSoc ain't about improving quality, nor about fairness, it's about hammering down all those nails that are not already pinned down to the Party Line. The travel down the River Charly has an utterly predictable, utterly mechanical, end; into the cesspool. Behold, the Food fit for da Proletariat:

There Ain't No Mama, There Ain't No Papa, in Gay Paree

Charly is Free at Last, Dear Lord O'Pepe, Free at Last!

Pepe vacillates

Should he pay 75% tax, as he clamored before the election? Or should he settle for, say, 50% tax now that his Socialist dream has come true, and the bills come due? Dilemmas, dilemmas...

Die Gemeinwirtschaft: Untersuchungen über den Sozialismus

Ludwig von Mises tries to understand Pinko Logick: Any advocate of socialistic measures is looked upon as the friend of the Good, the Noble, and the Moral, as a disinterested pioneer of necessary reforms, in short, as a man who unselfishly serves his own people and all humanity, and above all as a zealous and courageous seeker after truth. But let anyone measure Socialism by the standards of scientific reasoning, and he at once becomes a champion of the evil principle, a mercenary serving the egotistical interests of a class, a menace to the welfare of the community, an ignoramus outside the pale. For the most curious thing about this way of thinking is that it regards the question, whether Socialism or Capitalism will better serve the public welfare, as settled in advance—to the effect, naturally, that Socialism is considered as good and Capitalism as evil—whereas in fact of course only by a scientific inquiry could the matter be decided. The results of economic investigations are met, not with arguments, but with that “moral pathos,” .. on which Socialists and Etatists always fall back, because they can find no answer to the criticism to which science subjects their doctrines.

The Ministry of Truth demonstrates its Orwellian chops

Pravda-on-Thames' droll little joke ............................................................................ Seriously, Planet Pepe is a Perfect Joke

Pepe rowing down his River Charly sings a Song of Hate for Gotham's Hero

Batman is the Bane of Socialism ................................................................... It's so bloody Unfair to claim Lenin used steroids................. ......................................... Mores are the Opium of the Counterrevolutionary, Comrades! .............................................................. Know Thyself ain't hallal on Planet Pepe ............................................................... Pepe's Prison Planet phases in on dat nasty stinking peasant Propaganda .................................................................. The Salons do NOT Approve ................................................................ The Red Guardian disdains and many another of similar ilk. Saul Alinsky does not smile.

Bottom story of the day

Finally, a summer camp fit for Charly

Red-baiting witch hunts, no doubt.

Somos todos los españoles ya

Karl Marx lives!

No Shit, Charleslock

The Bloody Obvious

Pepean Fantasia

Vorwärts, Kameraden!

The Great Leap Forward.  Back to the future.

Top 50 in Pepe's Pantheon

Ayers Nation.

From the mouths of babes

.. come out self-evident truths. Duh.

World commie heritage site

During the forty-year rule of the then Socialist People's Republic of Albania by Communist dictator Enver Hoxha, over 700,000 bunkers were built in the country – one for every four inhabitants. The bunkers are still a ubiquitous sight in Albania, with an average of 24 bunkers for every square kilometre. Their most common use now is said to be as a convenient place for young Albanians to lose their virginity.