Don't worry, says Tecs: Mitt went to Harvard

Some jewels...

Candidates for the Role of Pepe

Hey, guys, without the constant outpourings of hate and contempt for all things freedom lovin' 'Ricain, for which--let's fess up-- Ol' Pepe was a natural talent, this FCP has lost a little zip, a dash of zest, a heap of zim; and gained a bit too much zzz. What is needed is a worthy replacement, a vile varmint of vicious vituperation who will lay it out all on the line for the greater glory of Versailles and Vichy. This little list of 15 has some truly worthy Pepeans, and Pepeanettes. Think we can entice one of 'em into ladling out their brand of shit here on the local turf? It needs fertilizin', man.

Rotten walls

Buy, Rot, buy!

Oh Those Coanda Swine

Astonishing, for the first time I find myself in agreement with something Olbermann says. Coulter is half Versaillean Aristo, half pre-op transgender. Guess it explains why Le Pew finds her so beguiling. Whatever.... She is an Ass.

Hollywood Was Hollywood Before it Was Hollywood

Sean Penn, do you feel the sting of the Greatness of the Masters?

God's Mighty 'Tater Chip: The Universal Pringle

"Juan Maldacena at the Institute for Advanced Study in Princeton, has confirmed that the idea is on the right track. He showed that the physics inside a hypothetical universe with five dimensions and shaped like a Pringle is the same as the physics taking place on the four-dimensional boundary."

Gee, Eliot was a prophetic genius, what with that "we are the holo men" riff. He really should get an Ignoble before The Big Crunch. Another Handful
Or, just maybe, the theoretical physicists have gone madder than the hatters of Planet Pepe's Mount Laudanum.

This is Your Brain on Cabbage

The Olympic Spirit- Terceiro

Poor Suzuki. I don't think he could hear the fat lady sing' seeing she was squashing him into the mat like that

Change Clobbers the MSM's Orwellian Hopes

So that is what Baracky meant by all his blather! Planet Pepe could not have seen THAT coming....Oh well, Versailles shells out some lucre and gives its court consiglieres and other artificers of censorship a simple task: Find a way to silence the rubes.

Most overpaid jobs

You can add your own. The one I like is: Photographers earn a national average of $1,900 for a wedding, though many charge $2,500 to $5,000 for a one-day shoot, client meeting and processing time that runs up to 20 hours or more, and the cost of materials. ... Much of their work is mediocre... Hmmm.... Why do stooopid Ricains pay big bucks for this crap?

Strange Brew....

First time I'd heard of this. Had you heard this before?

Anyway, here is the abstract from the the Astro&Space Sci. article. Certainly not the usual place to see "crank" science.
"Abstract A red rain phenomenon occurred in Kerala, India starting from 25th July 2001, in which the rainwater appeared coloured in various localized places that are spread over a few hundred kilometers in Kerala. Maximum cases were reported during the first 10 days and isolated cases were found to occur for about 2 months. The striking red colouration of the rainwater was found to be due to the suspension of microscopic red particles having the appearance of biological cells. These particles have no similarity with usual desert dust. An estimated minimum quantity of 50,000 kg of red particles has fallen from the sky through red rain. An analysis of this strange phenomenon further shows that the conventional atmospheric transport processes like dust storms etc. cannot explain this phenomenon. The electron microscopic study of the red particles shows fine cell structure indicating their biological cell like nature. EDAX analysis shows that the major elements present in these cell like particles are carbon and oxygen. Strangely, a test for DNA using Ethidium Bromide dye fluorescence technique indicates absence of DNA in these cells. In the context of a suspected link between a meteor airburst event and the red rain, the possibility for the extraterrestrial origin of these particles from cometary fragments is discussed.

IT'S BUSH'S FAULT!!!!!

Impeach! Impeach!! Impeach!!!