Saturday, February 05, 2011

Screechy James Madison bothers Tecs' fine acoustic sensibilities

AA gets his Hodengegend all twisted.

Tecs' august colleagues in da line-ap!

Labour saves the day

When cheering for Kerry makes sense.

Cameron Channels Steyn: "Down with Islamic Rotters!"

So David finally grew a pair. Did Herr Rott's jibes about the Malvinas finally get to him? Or was it that the pathetic example of Boris Johnston embarassed him? Or did the realization that Barack Hussein Obama was now a mortal enemy turn him off from the path of Chamberlainism....
...or is it as simple as Merkel telling him she'd gladly lend him hers if he couldn't find his own?

From the time Rot learned to click on things

(from me, of course.)

News of the tautological

Goose-gander, France-Schmrance

Rancid Ivy shitheads opine with cutesy quotes.

Flatworm fencing

Obama, Commodus Droog

This is something only a true Rotter could do.

Tecs and AA thrilled to death

Mac wakes up

Rot in pinko Versailles

His longest-serving man in the kitchen, Feliberto Estevez, picks up $97,000. His pastry chef Jerry Montanez who was hired in 2007 is paid $68,000 while Jose Velazquez is on $80,000 after getting a $10,000 pay rise last July.

Big news of the day!

The president of the United States of America is no longer a spiritual opponent of Democracy!
OK, he's only really in favor if the Muslim Brotherhood installs a "genuine" democracy that resembles his ideals as a community organizer, but hey, this is a step in the right direction, no??

Jimmy O'

Guy that Tecs wants deported goes after Dr Feelgood economics

Thursday, February 03, 2011

Hah! My boys here only deport people from the Iberian and Balkan peninsulas!

Go home!

This would be bottom story of the day,...

...but it is too wonderfully full of bullshit to ignore the text beyond the title. A taste:
But it is artists — not journalists or politicians — who most brilliantly capture the foibles of human nature, the crises of society and the ramifications of our irrationality. And they see the ramifications long before the rest of us.

Tecs tries to deport electrons

Smart power

"Minsk, Pinsk," says Mrs POTUS.

Whatevah! One hayseed is as good as another.

Wednesday, February 02, 2011

Corkscrew fury

Ouchhh!

And Tecs kvetches about shoveling a driveway

Herr Rott von Wiener's Desperate Ploy

But a temporary respite, Rotter.

Gorebal Warming Invictus

If that ice and snow ain't proof of Gorebal Warmin', fer ya, then you must be one of 'em Palin lovin', eye-believin', frozen-skin trustin', Obama hatin', idjit rubes. Fo sho.

Tecs prefers Coanda perpetual motion machine to screechy voice

Tecs gets a phone

A Harvard Education Never Stops Astonishing

Might as well make Alfred E. Neumann President than go with this sort of deep deep cretinism.
The generous interpretation is that the White House wants to set up some outrageous propaganda riff as to why Mubarak should fall [after all, it would most unforgiveable to let a Christer rule over Magnificent Muslims] and got tangled in the web weaved in their practice to deceive.
The less generous interpretation is that these idiots are genuine idiots, with an IQ on the order of a Chris Mathews, or a gerbil, or John Kerry.
Fucking ridiculous.

So go to Harvard instead

W proven right,...

...AA and Kerry pine for Kerry.

Rot has second thoughts about turning vegan

Remembering Ronnie, the Rotter way

Happy Thoughts For Happy Days For Pepe Gay On the Obama Way

" Everyday, in every way, things get better and better....In this best of all possible worlds....for da Killers"
Pain Glossnost