There's no sense in posting post-game taunts since pre-game taunts provide far greater satisfaction (or shame drizzled with depression, depending on the outcome). The NDSU Bison beat the living shit out of Southern Georgia in the December 2011 game leading up to this championship match in Tejas. I know ya'll are into non-Yankee football. But I couldn't resist the taunt. Click on the link. Also, pound for pound North Dakota does more with its universities than non-North Dakota institutions. NDSU beat Southern Georgia, something like 35-7, and NDSU's department of history is about 1/2 to 1/3 the size of Southern Georgia. Same situation with Sam Houston.
Here we come: by the time we're finished, SHSU will be sent home in bodybags and Texas mothers will never let their sons play against North Dakota again — by Ole Odin Olson's North Dakota raven (and by the way, northern Great Plains steaks are better than that Tejas bullshit by a long shot).
There's no sense in posting post-game taunts since pre-game taunts provide far greater satisfaction (or shame drizzled with depression, depending on the outcome). The NDSU Bison beat the living shit out of Southern Georgia in the December 2011 game leading up to this championship match in Tejas. I know ya'll are into non-Yankee football. But I couldn't resist the taunt. Click on the link. Also, pound for pound North Dakota does more with its universities than non-North Dakota institutions. NDSU beat Southern Georgia, something like 35-7, and NDSU's department of history is about 1/2 to 1/3 the size of Southern Georgia. Same situation with Sam Houston. 
Here we come: by the time we're finished, SHSU will be sent home in bodybags and Texas mothers will never let their sons play against North Dakota again — by Ole Odin Olson's North Dakota raven (and by the way, northern Great Plains steaks are better than that Tejas bullshit by a long shot).
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Ah, that ol' Tejas vs NorDak rumble.....it kinda makes you look forward to that mixed sequel; "Fargo vs Paris".
Through the Bakken, Bismarck is becoming the Houston of the northern Plains (there's some Prussian metaphor just waiting to be played here). But instead of the southern drawl, it's a Scanda-hovian "You betcha!" with a side of German-Russian dirt punching.
Ah, The Bakken. Given the nature of what a Bayou is then this conjunction of Bismarck and Houston could be called the Bakken-Brakken Pact.
I'm proposing to the legislature that the state of North Dakota begins a horizontal drilling process that eventually extends south far enough to tap the oil reserves underneath Oklahoma and Tejes.
It might work, too, except for those miserable SoDaks who'll drop charges down the chutes just to spite their northern brethren.
Well, there it is. In all of its glory.
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