Sunday, December 03, 2006

Hollywood Ho-bags and Celebrity Insecurity

Pepe was the first to bring what a true, un-airbrushed designer pussy really looks like to our wonderful and highly-civilized little blog. I've thundered against these Hollywood morons for a while now, asserting that there's a much better stock of non-Hollywood women the world over. Someone's gotta do it. Therefore, "DON'T OBSESS OVER HOLLYWOOD BECAUSE THEY SUCKETH." Thus spaketh MFThustra.

4 comments:

Arelcao Akleos said...

How well do they sucketh? And is it Long Time?

My Frontier Thesis said...

JJ tells me that whores suck for quite a while. So, with that, I guess they "suck for quite a while." I can't provide any solid figures though.

Arelcao Akleos said...

Well, an "O" is more an oval than a solid, anyway

My Frontier Thesis said...

It's probably cheaper still to just go to Bangkok.