Thursday, November 30, 2006

designer pussy


the uber-slut shares

10 comments:

Arelcao Akleos said...

When Superconductor Babes go Bad

Tecumseh said...

Too expensive.

My Frontier Thesis said...

Total ho-bag. I was saying this at least a week ago. Watch out, Pepe: JJ will hate you now. ...not like he already doesn't though.

Tecumseh said...

MFT, I lost track of who's on who's side on this one. Can you remind me what is JJ's considerate position when it comes to that famous denizen of Louisiana? (I'm talking about Britney, not Pepe.)

Tecumseh said...

While at it, I also lost track of who has what opinion of that non-Texan Parisian.

My Frontier Thesis said...

MFT: thinks Jolie and Britney are ho-bags. MFT is unattracted to ho-bags, although he realizes that they are people too, and they probably enjoy their ho-bagged ways. MFT often enjoys JJ's taste in women.

JJ: defends Jolie and Britney (I'm uncertain whether or not it's on the grounds that they aren't ho-bags; or whether it's on the grounds that they are, and so what; this latter line of logic is where I get my "JJ will stick it in anything" argument).

I'm uncertain about the whole non-Parisan non-Texas or Parisian Texas or Texas non-Frog battle. Texas is so simple and boring when you're living above everyone on the northern Plains.

Tecumseh said...

MFT: Thanks for the explanations. Still not quite sure of what's what in this saga, but the situation is a bit clearer.

Also, you don;t want to set out on a journey to Paris, Texas with only a plastic gallon jug of water. Having the Paris ho alongside should quench your thirst for adventure.

My Frontier Thesis said...

Ah, yes: Paris, Texas. I get it now, and recollect the story that goes back and forth between AA and JJ sometimes. Looking at the size of Britney's jugs, a Texas overland journey wouldn't necessitate another canteen.

Like you said, AI: the entire saga is all very complex, with multiple layers of meaning. It'd take some time to de-tangle and unfurl it all.

Tecumseh said...

If somehow we could sneak in Coanda in this story, or perhaps the KGB poison trap, maybe some goat-chasing, things would come full circle. We need a grand unified theory here!

My Frontier Thesis said...

Yes, those G.U.T.'s can't be forced. The evidence has to suggest it. This is far more important than my regular work.