Monday, March 05, 2007
Edward's Days of Job end with Baby Jaysus
So his little mano a mano with God ends up with some nifty revelations from Baby Jaysus....It ain't for nuthin his little pad is bigger than Versailles
Dr. Bluemle, geologist, weighs in on Global Warming; or, Pissing in the Wind
Because Pepe is unconvinced by his countryman's (aka, "glory-hound") Snows of Kilimanjaro, I thought I'd let him in on what an upper Plains geologist thinks about it all.
Pepe?...
Near the end of the flight, the FBI said... He touched her, which she described as spooning, lifted her shirt and then got up and left. Court documents said she felt a warm fluid on her back, clothes and seat after he walked away. She told the officers he had ejaculated on her.
Or did you just pee on her, Pepe?
Or did you just pee on her, Pepe?
Mother Russia: One Death Closer to Putin's Image
I hope Anne Applebaum has got some class A bodyguards. Here's the NPR take on it: Boris Nemtsov, a top pro-Western reformer in the 1990s, says that's because Putin and his allies think other countries are run just like Russia, and that in a powerful country such as the United States, the government must have control of the judicial system and the media. "No independent court system, no opposition, no independence of press," Nemtsov says. "This is all a special cynical game against Russia. [Putin] believes in that."
University of Maryland: AA's NUMBER ONE!!!
AA has to share his Canukistan Apathy/Superficial Pacifism title with the Fujiwan, and, of course, with Pepe coming in a close third. There's not a hint of political influence in this report.
Vietnamese Coffee
I used to get these at a local Vietnamese restaurant. I wondered if Pepe ever tried 'em. They are good, and in the summer I recommend pouring the entire mix over a glass of ice.
Perpetuating the Ethnic Jokes...
Tallying tardiness... Peruvians' as a whole were annually late by 3 billion hours. That works out to over 107 hours of tardiness for every man, woman and child.
Sunday, March 04, 2007
Blowhard Nazi Bitch Coulter's "Faggot" Remark and Response
She's pretty greased up these days. Look at the pic. Delusional? Maybe we'll see bald shots of both her heads like the Brittany debacle... the thought makes me puke a little in my mouth. To borrow a phrase from Pepe, Coulter looks like a greased and starved giraffe. If there were intellectual substance behind her blowhardedness... but alas: there isn't.
All hope isn't lost for america
In the confines of nevada, one man struggles to keep civilization alive.
Red-Moon/-Hook post mortem
Were the skies clear enough in anyone else's locale to see the red moon rising last night? No red moon on this end, but I did get about four Red Hook ESB's down my gullet.
Attack on Sadr City Terrorists
It'll be interesting to see the follow-through. This report was oddly presented in a positive light. Knight to rook?
Here's another take on it.
Watch Out, Pepe!
Wow, this is just one hard knock after the other: Pepe gets out of the hospital for only a day, and now Minnesota prosecutors are gonna be coming for his hard drive.
On a more serious note, I wonder if AA remembers U of Minnesota professor Richard Pervo and his obsession with child porn. His last name is sheer irony, something that will definitely make the course books in any law school.
On a more serious note, I wonder if AA remembers U of Minnesota professor Richard Pervo and his obsession with child porn. His last name is sheer irony, something that will definitely make the course books in any law school.
Saturday, March 03, 2007
Axis of Islam Militant?
Interesting discussions, no doubt, between Ever Our Friends and Allies, the Saudis, and the Mad Jad Squad. Interesting also as a test of how just pathetic is the Bush Clan's trust that sharing barbecue and beer with Bandar in Tejas means more than kufr squat to the House of Saud, Protector of the Two Holy Sites.
Dickerson Coulter
How come the louder Coulter bitches about something, the more I tend to like it? And the author of this article, John Dickerson, seems to want Rudy to have roman candles and bottle rockets shooting off behind him while he delivers some "impassioned" address.
You know what they say about the — ahem — remedy for the ladies who are as angry as Coulter... the same might be said for Dickerson. It's settled: they both should jump in the sack.
backscatter peep-show: coming to an airport near you!
Don't forget to get a good "pose" worked up before sauntering through the backscatter machine...
The Rainbow of Youth, from Green to Red--Fixed
Nothing says "European intellect at work" quite like the blackened husks of citroens
Dr. Html
Dr. Html
The Karpen pile
Friday, March 02, 2007
JJ Pershing, Blood & Guts, Pancho Villa, and Binnie: A Grand Unified Theory
After talking about some of these guys in a previous post, I did a "Google distance" search, and here's a little gem I stumbled upon. Aha! It all becomes clear now. Pepe will love the explanation, it's right up his alley.
The Long Arm of the Bush-Neocon Cabal
Why let Nature be explained by natural causes when there are Fascists to bash?
Time to Fire Some McClellans...
They liked and looked good in their shiny uniforms, but their performance has been, how shall we put this, lackluster.
REPENT YOU HEATHEN SCUM, FOR THE DAY OF JJ-UDGMENT IS UPON US!!!
Sodom and Gomorrah is gonna be small-cakes compared to what's in store for North Dakota after the repeal of this cohabitation law. Oh, the IMMORALITY of it all!!!
In light of this absurd law, I am a bit disappointed with the Bismarck Tribune failing to provide any sort of historical context as to why the law was on the books in the first place. I guess that's where my research training comes into play.
Note: two lawyers mentioned in this article -- Tiffany Johnson and Justin Vinje -- are personal friends of mft's.
Thursday, March 01, 2007
When the Feces Hit the Oscillating Device...
...he handled it the way a mayor was supposed to. Let's give him a shot as our CIC.
Julio on Ward
Birds of like feather...
In a moral universe and university, it would not be Ward Churchill being demonized, but the cocaine cowboy, George W. Bush, who has added an extra 100,000 corpses to the pile of brown colored corpses, collected like Indian heads in the Old West.
In an America rapidly descending toward Christian fascism, we need more Ward Churchills.
Dr. Assad Pino
Sounds like Pepe incognito.
In a moral universe and university, it would not be Ward Churchill being demonized, but the cocaine cowboy, George W. Bush, who has added an extra 100,000 corpses to the pile of brown colored corpses, collected like Indian heads in the Old West.
In an America rapidly descending toward Christian fascism, we need more Ward Churchills.
Dr. Assad Pino
Sounds like Pepe incognito.
Ah, the Koreans
CANI SIMBOLICI - Celebrazioni del primo marzo a Seul, in Sud Corea, per ricordare il Movimento Indipendentista nei confronti del Giappone. Le cinque teste di cane infilzate dalle spade a Seul rappresentano altrettanti ministri della dinastia Chosun, considerati traditori della patria (Reuters)
VCP on Treason through the Ages
You sure you want to evoke that clause, AI? I'm speechless that someone would want to recall Nimitz (my entry for pun of the month).
Romney vs France
Romney is an idiot. Why does Massachusetts produce them with such precision? If he'd've stayed in Utah he would probably be for real. McCain, meanwhile, is taking Pepe's line that US servicemen are wasting their lives in Iraq. That it fall to the DNC to chide him on this makes me hold to my cautious and disbelieving enthusiasm for Giuliani...simply because the rest are shit.
Update 1:59 p.m. 1/3/07:Screech!
Another Passing of Kennedy-Style Liberalism
Of the anti-Turnerian, or the post-WWII Richard Hofstadter/Columbia School of Historians, here is the passing of a kind of Liberal that they just don't make anymore (the kind of Liberal that is incompatible with Communism).
interesting fact...
INTERESTING FACT:
98% OF AMERICANS SAY, "OH SHIT"
BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH,
THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM NORTH DAKOTA
AND THEY SAY, "HOLD MY BEER AND
WATCH THIS SHIT."
98% OF AMERICANS SAY, "OH SHIT"
BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH,
THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM NORTH DAKOTA
AND THEY SAY, "HOLD MY BEER AND
WATCH THIS SHIT."
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