Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Customized erotic novel

they do same-sex novels too, but it's unclear whether they will they accommodate aa and his gerbils.

10 comments:

Arelcao Akleos said...

Of course not, Le Pew. Gerbils are to AA as the 2nd amendment of the US Constitution is to Pepe: denizens of worlds that can never cross.
However, for sure some novels will have Le Pew and his aromatic kin; and in so having they will have the Gerbil to felch you your bliss.

Pauvre Gerbil

Pepe le Pew said...

denizens of worlds that can never cross.

That would be a plausible statement if you hadn't displayed manic obsession with these animals over time. You can try and save face by denying all you want, but the sad reality is plain to the rest of us.

Tecumseh said...

Broken link, Pepe. I have no idea what you are trying to peddle here -- is this yet another case of bait and switch?

Pepe le Pew said...

the link is good where i am

Mr roT said...

Link works here too, Tecs. Maybe gerbils ate through your cable.

Tecumseh said...

Ah, now it works. Twas a temporary condition, no doubt. Mysteries of the ether...

Mr roT said...

Click, click, click...

Arelcao Akleos said...

"That would be a plausible statement if you hadn't displayed manic obsession with these animals over time. You can try and save face by denying all you want, but the sad reality is plain to the rest of us."

Pauvre Le Pew. If he had not squealed so high pitch like we never woulda known. Coulda claimed it was just Kayla getting bossy on his ass, or sumpin'. But now Le Pew Gerbil it is, until Sean Penn becomes a Friedman economist or Pepe becomes valedictorian at Yeshiva; whichever comes first.

Tecumseh said...

Expounding on this theme:

Thwarting Pépé Le Pew
Far be it from us to suggest that the skunk could use some deodorant (strong enough for a man, but made for mephitidae), but in case you or your animals get zapped by Monsieur Le Pew's special brand of perfume, here's a recipe to remove it.

How to Care for Gerbils
Gerbils can be happy and healthy almost anywhere—including during their temporary stay at your shelter—provided you follow these guidelines.

Mr roT said...

"Your shelter". I guess you're insinuating 'any haven in a storm", Tecs?