Saturday, September 18, 2010

We Have A Winner!

At last, the Great Race between The Red and The Black is over. The official winners of the right to retire that old warhorse of bloodbaths past, Genghis Khan, and wear proudly the mantle of Uber Tyrannus Rex, is:......tada:
Bronze Medal: That nifty lad Adolf and his frying machines. A gamer who gave all he had, frothing with effort right to the bitter end.
Silver Medal: Joe "Papa" Steel. He was big, he was tough, excellently mustachioed, and he could gulag down a river of blood without blinking an eye. Oh so close to eternal Pepean greatness.
Gold Medal: Da Winner! Captain Yangtze! The True Mau Mau!. The ManDrake of Heaven! Emperor Bilious hisself. The One, The Only, Mao Ze Dooooooooooooooong!

Not a one Obama would not bow to. Three pure quality gents for the World of Pepe we live in.

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