1,200 Years?? This REALLY was the Big One

I'm not sanguine, at all, to use a Rotterism, as to how we would respond to such an event here in our own sod. As soon as the fires burning down San Fran were extinguished by the massive Tsunami that flushed Code Pink down wherever the PPean Cloaca flushes things, we'd have the MSM in full spin mode as to how this was all BuschimpcheneyHitler's fault. That, or the Palin-Walker-Stewart Axis of Evil. Or, of course, the ever reliable "Neokkkons". In the end, all the folks from NPR to Washpo to ABC would be telling us that this is what we deserved for our Constitution lovin', Obama decryin', gun-clingin', Islamofucker dissin', Gorebal-Warmin mockin' evilry.
1,200 year biggie? Crikey, this country would take nothin' more than a 120er to really crack up.

For example, with all the hours of warning we can't even clear a freakin' smallish dock?
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