It's been a week and a half doin' archaeology (pedestrian surveys) and cultural resource inventory on the high Plains.
I've got some good photos of an abandoned USAF Missile Defense Bunker, I think built and quickly abandoned during the Nixon administration. It's a good sized pyramid of concrete about 30 miles from the Canukistan border. At the time, it was constructed to withstand a near Soviet nuclear hit (I call it The Nixon Bunker). Now abandoned, it just sits in the middle of flat Upper Plains prairie, right north of Nakoma, North Dakota (note: the only bar in Nakoma is titled, "The Pain Reliever").
I'm probably gonna put "Dr. Strangelove" in the bibliography of the end report.
JJ, if you, AI, AA, or Pepe ever make it out here, I'll take you up to Langdon, North Dakota, and we can sit and sip beers and stare at the three-story tall ICBM that sits in the park that's situated between the elementary and high school. All while steady 35+ mph winds whip across the flat Dakota Steppe. It's all very surreal at first, feeling sort of like you're in a proto-Mad Max environ, concrete pyramids, sheep, ICBMs and all.
Sound great, MFT. Reminds me of: General "Buck" Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
Ambassador de Sadesky: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.
And Pepe, JJ might have to settle for bovines. I didn't see any sheep or goats, although about a year ago Canukistan wild boars were reported around Stanley, North Dakota (another bleak village on the high northern plains). Crewmembers from the Burlington Northern/Sante Fe line shot it, and the town had ribs for a week (the latter statement is mere MFT theory).
Reminds me of another story, for some reason: I met a British physician (used to practice in Stanley) and a French archaeologist not far from Stanley, North Dakota last summer, all within a span of an hour and a half. The Brit accused a friend of mine of being "civilized" after producing a lime to dress our tequila sunrises. The French archaeologist was some kind of workaholic with a family back in the homeland (totally turned Yankee). Nice guy. Real serious about paleo-Indians, too.
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Caged Heat IV?
He, he! Hey, MFT, welcome back! The tundra thawed, or what?
It's been a week and a half doin' archaeology (pedestrian surveys) and cultural resource inventory on the high Plains.
I've got some good photos of an abandoned USAF Missile Defense Bunker, I think built and quickly abandoned during the Nixon administration. It's a good sized pyramid of concrete about 30 miles from the Canukistan border. At the time, it was constructed to withstand a near Soviet nuclear hit (I call it The Nixon Bunker). Now abandoned, it just sits in the middle of flat Upper Plains prairie, right north of Nakoma, North Dakota (note: the only bar in Nakoma is titled, "The Pain Reliever").
I'm probably gonna put "Dr. Strangelove" in the bibliography of the end report.
Sounds like an interesting junket. We thought you were looking for high-plains goats, though.
I think I like our story better.
High plains goats? You mean sheep, don't you?
Ovines, I opine, are all the same.
JJ, if you, AI, AA, or Pepe ever make it out here, I'll take you up to Langdon, North Dakota, and we can sit and sip beers and stare at the three-story tall ICBM that sits in the park that's situated between the elementary and high school. All while steady 35+ mph winds whip across the flat Dakota Steppe. It's all very surreal at first, feeling sort of like you're in a proto-Mad Max environ, concrete pyramids, sheep, ICBMs and all.
I'll take the beer but jj has first dibs on the sheep.
Sound great, MFT. Reminds me of:
General "Buck" Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
Ambassador de Sadesky: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.
Classic, AI. Absolutely classic.
And Pepe, JJ might have to settle for bovines. I didn't see any sheep or goats, although about a year ago Canukistan wild boars were reported around Stanley, North Dakota (another bleak village on the high northern plains). Crewmembers from the Burlington Northern/Sante Fe line shot it, and the town had ribs for a week (the latter statement is mere MFT theory).
Reminds me of another story, for some reason: I met a British physician (used to practice in Stanley) and a French archaeologist not far from Stanley, North Dakota last summer, all within a span of an hour and a half. The Brit accused a friend of mine of being "civilized" after producing a lime to dress our tequila sunrises. The French archaeologist was some kind of workaholic with a family back in the homeland (totally turned Yankee). Nice guy. Real serious about paleo-Indians, too.
I thought the indians weren't paley.
Explain...
pale-faced... sorry sickening pun, I agree
Yeah, that one was a bit out there.
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