Tricky Spitz

At one point, Dopp said he had warned the governor that Bruno "will be p- - - - -" if the records were released. He said Spitzer angrily replied, "F- - - him! He's a piece of s- - -! Shove it up his ass with a red-hot poker!" Dopp said that during the same conversation, Spitzer "turned a little red and he was drinking a cup of coffee and as he was saying it, he was like spitting a little bit. He was spitting mad."

Clearly, Spitzer needed a break, and some soothing massaging. I can see now why he would pay good money for that.