Friday, November 21, 2008

A new Michael Moore as Described by my Russian Realist Friend

I learned from a trusted and reliable source that within the community of filmmakers of the documentary style (a.k.a. Danish approach to cinema [he means porn --JJ]) a documentary is in the works that will trace the unjust and ignominious defeat of the good old patriots who want to keep the country free and market-oriented. They are foiled by cunning anti-market, anti-tax-reduction demagogues with great oral skills which they use to inveigle the installment of Big Brother. The demagogues likewise foil the noble attempts to save the election by Joe the plunger [sic] by bringing the indiscretions of Joe's youth to light. This, combined with partial tax evasion tarnishes the plunger's shining armor and turns away the easily manipulatable masses.

The complexity of the plot had a dumbfounding effect on me. My simple mind never could come up with anything beyond suggesting that pants with crotch at the knee level should be new business casual.

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