Friday, November 28, 2008
Pepe's plan to save america
The federal government is sending each of us a $600 tax rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China. If we spend it on gasoline it goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany/Japan. If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in US. I've been doing my part - are you fcp-ers behaving like true american patriots?
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I buy sometimes American beer, but mostly imports. Also, now and then California wine. Will this save the economy?
I see them sometimes on the street.
That's really not the best place to see them.
Speaking of a plan to save America, your Chosen One has one. And it's all explained in Barack Obama, Son of Promise, Child of Hope, which is published by Simon & Schuster Books:
“One Sunday when Barack was sitting in church,” the book says, “Barack heard God say: ‘Slow down, look around you ... There is hope enough here to last a lifetime.’ Barack smiled, tears rolling down his cheek. Suddenly he knew for certain hope would last long enough for him to make a difference.”
Sounds like your typical Pepean prose.
You see, the tears came from God, disbeliever AI! You need to have Faith like Pepe.
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