Hey, how come I never had such guest lecturers when in first grade?
Saturday, November 12, 2011
Sasha Grey reads "Dog Breath" for the kiddies
Hey, how come I never had such guest lecturers when in first grade?
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So she read to 'em "The Princess and The Gimp"?
Doesn't the school board realize that any contact with a former pornstar guarantees girls will metamorphose into certified sluts and boys into porn-addicts?
Pepean Logick at its best.
Enlighten me with tecsian logic
Avoiding red herrings and sundry other logical fallacies is part of that. Sticking to the "A implies B because of C" format is best.
So, if I understand correctly
A = exposure to Sasha
B = innocent kiddies morph into depraved sluts
help me out with the because of C part.
Man, this girl is one fine actress.
You're the king of red herrings, Monsieur Charly. The point is, kiddos should learn stuff in school -- like, arithmetic or geography or something -- not ogle porn stars in class.
But that's too basic a piece of logical thinking to be comprehended by the oh-so-sophisticates of Boul' St Michel.
She had to do a better job reading than Bush with My Pet Goat. Hell, there's no evidence that he could even read.
Man, this one hell of a fine actress. Why didn't my parents... never mind.
"She had to do a better job of reading than Bush with My Pet Goat"
Because that's what the Dog said, ma.
"There's no evidence that Bush could even read".
It's a damn good thing, then, those jets he flew were coded little Muppet stickers.
Nice catch of what's what, there, Charly. It's that sharp eye for the phenomena that makes for the glorious enterprise that is Scientia Pepeana.
Would this count as evidence (in Scientia Pepeana) that Bush can read? Nah. The pinko mind is impervious to evidence-based reasoning.
Nice catch of what's what, there, Charly
Sez mR hyperbole ? There's a cloud on the horizon. I wonder if it might mean a hurricane is coming. In the meantime, I'll sneer and wag my lil'pinky. Hey farm boy, do you read your own posts ?
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