Monday, June 09, 2008

Pepe's Army

Be all you can be, the Frenchy, Nanny State version: The rescue operation nearly foundered at an early stage, when two of the frigates carrying troops suffered engine failure, and a launch laden with special forces' equipment sunk under its weight. Later, an Atlantic 2 jet tracking the pirates above Somali territory suffered engine failure and had to make an emergency landing in Yemen. Ah, but they farted in the general direction of the pirates, and voilà!

5 comments:

Mr roT said...

Silly AI! You don't need Lynx helicopters to pass out rubbers in Angola.

Tecumseh said...

So why have an Army, then? What is the proper Pepean solution, then?

Mr roT said...

The army becomes the peace corps and the city police departments become mosque-goers--to better understand the Other.
National security is entrusted to the UN which will send a bunch of child-sodomizing bluehelmetted africans and belgians to protect borders.

Pepe le Pew said...

What is the proper Pepean solution, then?

The army is 86% muslim. We're safer without one.

Mr roT said...

Good one!