Friday, November 14, 2008

Is Sarko a closet pinko?

What kind of a question is that? Of course, all French are pinkos, almost by definition. They may hide that, to some extent, or go off on a tangent, but deep down, they've been like that since time immemorial. Must be something in the gros rouge they drink.

8 comments:

Tecumseh said...

The word “French”, which during the invasion of Iraq in 2003 was sometimes employed in America as an abusive synonym for “spineless”, is now more likely to be used to mean “socialist”. When Jim Bunning, an American senator, heard that the government had taken control of two big American mortgage lenders he said he felt as if he had “woken up in France”.

Precisely. We are all French now.

Pepe le Pew said...

Of course, all French are pinkos, almost by definition.

yeah you rite.

Mr roT said...

Diodorus knew the frogs were faggo-pinko a long time ago:

The women of the Gauls are not only like the men in their great stature but they are a match for them in courage as well. [...] The most savage peoples among them are those who dwell beneath the Bears

(a certain type of homo according to Andrew Sullivan)

and on the borders of Scythia, and some of these, we are told, eat human beings,

(idem.)

even as the Britons do who dwell on Iris, as it is called. [...] For they are the people who captured Rome, who plundered the sanctuary at Delphi, [...]

(flag-burning and priest-killing -- typical pinko activities)

And in pursuance of their savage ways they manifest an outlandish impiety also with respect to their sacrifices; for their criminals they keep prisoner for five years and then impale in honour of the gods, dedicating them together with many other offerings of first-fruits and constructing pyres of great size.

(more homo stuff, imo)

Captives also are used by them as victims for their sacrifices in honour of the gods. Certain of them likewise slay, together with the human beings, such animals as are taken in war, or burn them or do away with them in some other vengeful fashion.

(some Islam thrown in)

Although their wives are comely, they have very little to do with them, but rage with lust, in outlandish fashion, for the embraces of males.

(back to homo)

It is their practice to sleep upon the ground on the skins of wild beasts and to tumble with a catamite on each side.

(leather homo subclass)

And the most astonishing thing of all is that they feel no concern for their proper dignity, but prostitute to others without a qualm the flower of their bodies; nor do they consider this a disgraceful thing to do, but rather when anyone of them is thus approached and refuses the favour offered him, this they consider an act of dishonour.


Gaul = Pinko Planet Pepe + Islam. Duh.

Mr roT said...

A couple complicated words I looked up:

1) Scythia. This is the origin of all the sythies.

2) Flower of the body. Man-vagina.

Pepe le Pew said...

Name one thing that's wrong in that playful laundry list.

Mr roT said...

No gay marriage. Duh, you goddam heteronormative raceophobe!

Tecumseh said...

What about Carla? How does she fit in all this? Is she raging with lust?

Mr roT said...

Carla or Kayla? I thought Carla was a good Latin girl, not a Gaul.