Sunday, May 17, 2009

Finally, After 1000 Years of Nada, IM Offers a Scientific Contribution

Betcha Al-Pepe skedaddles pronto like from his Pill-grim-age. "Ululating" domestic help like his is hard to purchase in Makkah or Medina.

"would be suited for tracking fugitives from justice, terrorists, illegal immigrants, criminals, political opponents, defectors, domestic help, and Saudi Arabians who don’t return home from pilgrimages...... the chip would send out encrypted radio waves that would be tracked by satellites to confirm the person’s identity and whereabouts. An alternate model chip could reportedly release a poison into the carrier if he or she became a security risk."

12 comments:

Tecumseh said...

A patent fit for Planet Pepe. The ideal way to keep track of wreckers.

Pepe le Pew said...

Had this invention come out of Lockheed Martin's lab, you two would be adoring it.

Tecumseh said...

Pauv' Pepe. His mind is so cramped, he cannot imagine free thought, or logical thinking.

Pepe le Pew said...

By logical thinking, you are thinking of statements such as:
"Old soldiers never die.. though sometimes they do."
?

Arelcao Akleos said...

Pauvre Le Pew.
Tecumseh's first part is a quote, from "Old soldiers never die, they just fade away", and then the second is the observation that, as in the article's example, yet sometimes they do.
The quote was truncated, to reference it but not recapitulate it, on the assumption that even Le Pew had a smidgeon of learnin'. That generous nod to giving the cretins of PP the benefit of the doubt was, it seems, unwarranted. We can be sure that Tecumseh is now less likely to offer such again.
Back, then, to the drooling pools in which are embedded your two little desperately pumpin' neurons.

Pepe le Pew said...

Idiotic aphorisms about military life is ejookation on the farm ? You're doing great: keep it up.

Tecumseh said...

You're right, AA: Pepe never heard of Gen. Douglas McArthur (or, if he heard the name, it means nothing to him). And, a fortiori, he never heard of McArthur's farewell address before Congress, in 1951:

I still remember the refrain of one of the most popular barrack ballads of that day which proclaimed most proudly that "old soldiers never die; they just fade away."

And like the old soldier of that ballad, I now close my military career and just fade away, an old soldier who tried to do his duty as God gave him the light to see that duty.
How can you claim to be an American and not know of these words? Well, I guess you can. And if you are Pepe, even be proud of your ignorance.

Arelcao Akleos said...

Pepe is an Ayer American. That, he can claim.

Pepe le Pew said...

i am not an american yet.

Arelcao Akleos said...

No Ayer American is

Pepe le Pew said...

what do you know, ibero-import?

Arelcao Akleos said...

I know that a West Virginee banjo strummer can hit a French fraud right between the eyes from, 500 yards, with an M-16, in a 30 mph wind and the sun in the eyes.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.