Friday, July 13, 2007

How often does the dream scenario play out?


All the time in Louisiana. Thank you David for contributing to expose the hypocrisy of the bible-thumpers, social conservatives and other finger-waggers who should really abandon their strange obsession with everyone else's bedrooms.

For those of you who aren't familiar with David, no one in Congress epitomizes the goody-two-shoes sunday-church family-value ideology more forcefully. This is a truly seminal (pun intended) moment as you really couldn't fry a bigger fish than that, outside of the executive, that is.

5 comments:

Arelcao Akleos said...

Huh? Vitter is Lousiana, yes? Ya think we don't know that what goes on in Nawlins don't stay in Nawlins, boy?
You got paranoia bad, Pepe. Just what you diddlin' that's got you so queasy uneasy about ol' Vitter's dick and a few bible thumpers who thumpin sumpin' Jezebelish?

Tecumseh said...

Here's what the wife had to say about his dick:

In 2000, Wendy Vitter told Newhouse News Service she could not be as forgiving as Livingston's wife or Hillary Clinton if her husband were unfaithful.

''I'm a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary,'' she said. ''If he does something like that, I'm walking away with one thing, and it's not alimony, trust me.''

Is she gonna follow up on this, or chicken out?

Arelcao Akleos said...

Didn't Vitter have a stunning falsetto when he made his Mea Culpa statement?

Tecumseh said...

Now wait for the lawyers. She'll take the alimony, too.

Arelcao Akleos said...

He'll be squeaky by the time he's cleaned