Redefining chutzpah: has there ever been a presidential nominee with a wider gap between his estimation of himself and the sum total of his lifetime achievements? -- asks the Krautman.
He lectures us that instead of worrying about immigrants learning English, “you need to make sure your child can speak Spanish” — a language Obama does not speak. He further admonishes us on how “embarrassing” it is that Europeans are multilingual but “we go over to Europe, and all we can say is, ‘merci beaucoup.’ ” Obama speaks no French. Stooopid Ricains...
Another angle: He's effete. He's well-dressed. He eats arugula -- which he buys at Whole Foods. He mocks those who use guns. He is, as we mentioned, quite thin. He may only be half-black, but he's three-quarters gay. Are we talking about Pepe here, or what?
Not every politician can be as precise with their historical facts as the sitting prez. Dubbyah has raised the bar so high in this respect that it makes sense you are getting hot flashes over this.
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Redefining chutzpah: has there ever been a presidential nominee with a wider gap between his estimation of himself and the sum total of his lifetime achievements? -- asks the Krautman.
He lectures us that instead of worrying about immigrants learning English, “you need to make sure your child can speak Spanish” — a language Obama does not speak. He further admonishes us on how “embarrassing” it is that Europeans are multilingual but “we go over to Europe, and all we can say is, ‘merci beaucoup.’ ” Obama speaks no French. Stooopid Ricains...
Another angle: He's effete. He's well-dressed. He eats arugula -- which he buys at Whole Foods. He mocks those who use guns. He is, as we mentioned, quite thin. He may only be half-black, but he's three-quarters gay. Are we talking about Pepe here, or what?
Not every politician can be as precise with their historical facts as the sitting prez. Dubbyah has raised the bar so high in this respect that it makes sense you are getting hot flashes over this.
He may only be half-black, but he's three-quarters gay. Are we talking about Pepe here, or what?
I'm half-black ?
Wasn't Bubba the first black president? Or so said Maya Angelou...
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