Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Pepe tweets, in Juche mode

Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il tours Pyongyang Zoo, saves lives of children attacked by escaped bear.

Cyprus pirates seize peaceful DPRK merchant ship. Unconquerable Korean People's Navy promises devastating counterattack!

DPRK life expectancy surpasses 90 years, while US president fails in ambition to pass health care law.

Progressive US scholar Henry Louis Gates arrested for condemnation of American racism, warmongering.

Progressive scholar Henry Louis Gates, Jr. released from US torture prison after outcry of world democratic peoples.

Counterpoint from the White House. Gibbs clarifies, in typically Pepean logic mode: "Let me be clear. He was not calling the officer stupid, OK?"

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