Monday, September 01, 2008

What's a Good Multi-Culti Pomo Planet Pepeteer to Say?



Nothing. Nada. Diddlysquat. It's an authentic expression of a non-Western tradition, and as such, unlike those eeeeveeeeeel Baby Jaysus freakazoids, must be treated with respect and understanding. So, go ahead Islam Militant, slaughter innocents to your hearts content. You, unlike the hapless Mr. Summers, "get it".

14 comments:

Arelcao Akleos said...

Good point, rugmunching twink. It's not just the Pepeteers, it's also the Pepetesses. So a revised versionm danke JJ :

"The Homodhimmis and Femihadists of Planet Pepe are sure that the authentic cultural tradition that is Islam -- in all its glorious militancy-- "gets it". And they will wrap their heads around that dick-tum no matter how much in reality it chokes them. "

Pepe le Pew said...

you have to see this from a broader perspective, aa. sure there's nothing wrong in itself about choosing your own husband. But allow this and the next thing you know you're having arguments about who ought to do the dishes.

Pepe le Pew said...

Among healthy young men in the West, who grow up on pornography and sexual imagery on every street corner, reduced libido is a growing epidemic, so it is easy to imagine the power that sexuality can carry in a more modest culture. And it is worth understanding the positive experiences that women - and men - can have in cultures where sexuality is more conservatively directed.
Reduced libido ? it's plain for all to see that jj is awash in testosterone because of it. but it's an interesting point. You all aren't exactly fans of Naomi, are you ?

Pepe le Pew said...

i am sure you have outstanding dishwashing skills, aa.

Arelcao Akleos said...

Plates as clean as the mud in the barn, and glasses as shiny as a porker's tongue can lick 'em. C'mon on over and have supper, anytime, Pepe.

Mr roT said...

Wow. Peace between AA and Pepe! Our blog has a reason for being. A way to bring together the two biggest shitheads I have even had the pleasure of knowing.

I think I will break into song. But which? Ebony and Ivory? We Are the World? Helter Skelter?

Mr roT said...

I didn't get that business about porn on streetcorners and going limp. When I was in Copenhagen, the newsstands literally had porn out and visible to passersby on the street. I had to look away or would have a bone in public to deal with.
First topless beach was a real problem, suffices to say.
I think Naomi has this problem: her boyf won't get hard for her because she won't shut her mouth and so (having to say something) she blames pictures of Sarah Palin.

Pepe le Pew said...

i am registering as a republican.

My Frontier Thesis said...

I thought this article was neat, because the argument was whether or not the women should be buried alive — having them shot seemed a given.

Can we carpet bomb such areas just with bags of fresh shit?

Mr roT said...

Can we carpet bomb such areas just with bags of fresh shit? Wonderful idea. A giant one would be called a Daisy-Shitter?

Arelcao Akleos said...

Pepe said: "I am registering as a republican".

But Pepe, despite our newfound JJ sanctioned amity, you will be all so alone in those Ricain lovin' baby Jaysus freekazoid ranks. I don't think anyone else here is registered as a Republican.

Stay on your planet, pepe. Stay where you belong. And I'll join you there. I've just signed up for a subscription to The Nation, put on a Cheney "You Can Suck Chomsky" Dick button, and have hitched onto the glorious and resplendent Obamacles For Tyrant campaign.
Think of it, Le Pew, our fellow traveling can be together, on that Peace Train to Clarksville that is Coming Round the Bend, you all gary glittering in that flamboyant Versailles pink --and I holding shotgun, aiming for that Bush Baby McCain and his Palin Whore, all the while keeping tabs on those Soritic pieces of silver ringing sweetly in the bank.

Think of the possibilities, Vichy Boy [and are we not all Vichy now?], The Flight of our Conchord would spackle even a New Zealanders' arse.

Mr roT said...

AA, you remind me of Ignatius' proposed political alliance of sodomite and mediaevalist against modernism.
The question is which are you, of course, but I will leave that to you and Pepe to, uh, hash out.

Arelcao Akleos said...

That's easy, JJ.
Le Pew is all about kaylaing over in Great Balls O' Fire. And at this very moment I'm preparing for eternity by reading my Nicholas of Cusa and listening to the gothic grandeur of Hildegard von Bingen.
That makes you Gonzalez?

Mr roT said...

Isn't Levy then name of Bristol Palin's boyf?