Monday, November 23, 2009

Iowahawk Da Naturalist

[he's a Genius, of course]

"Professor Nigel V.H. Oldham

Like other species in the order homo scientifica, the climate researcher gathers and organizes data to lure grant money to the hive. In contrast to those other species, however, the climate researcher has evolved a set of complex violent behaviors to insure the data entering and leaving the hive is perfectly adapted to nature's most lucrative and sweetest grants. It really is a marvel of natural selection, and explain why the climate researcher continues to thrive in any kind of weather condition. "

1 comment:

Mr roT said...

Awesome. AA, did you get a look at this?