Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Well...except his anus

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Right - since when does regularly fucking a male hooker make one gay ? Lighten up, CNN!

Like the Sasha Baron Cohen character Bruno asked the evangelist on one of the most hilarious of his interviews: "If I feel like walking around the room naked on all fours and have an urge to put a man's cock in my mouth, does that make me gay ?"

Mr roT said...

Did the evangelist have the couilles to actually respond?

Anonymous said...

he was in a state of shock but did indicate that, yes, indeed, that would be a gay thing. In all honesty, Bruno expressing a desire to make out with him right there didn't help.

Anonymous said...

Right here

Mr roT said...

Pretty cool. The pastor guy was careful and on his guard. Notice he picked up whether eating lots of chocolate might mean something gay. Of course Cohen gave him a big hint with 'walk on the brown side'.

The Darkroom said...

That clip of Bean is awesome.

Mr roT said...

There were actually quite a few that were close enough to post. For example this.

My Frontier Thesis said...

We witness another schism in the history of metaphysical ideas: is performing an actual act intrinsic to what one believes?

The Evangelicals are really confused now, since the Reverend discovered a loop-hole for sodomites.

Mr roT said...

Expand on that, mft. Of course what you believe will affect what you do. That's why murderers with an ideology are more dangerous than those acting in the heat of the moment.

My Frontier Thesis said...

I meant to be sarcastic in my comments, JJ. In fact, I'd even typed something to the effect of what you're saying: "If I murder someone, but didn't really want to, then it really wasn't a murder..." Can we say that that's what the Colorado Evangelist Reverend was saying, that if he takes a "male sex organ" in the mouth, it's not really a homosexual act if he doesn't believe it is?

Hahahahahaha!!! ...that's the problem with messiahs and public figures these days. Wait till the truth about Gore comes to light. Oh, wait, most of it has! And yet the masses continue to flock. Wonderful.

My Frontier Thesis said...

minor note: the Reverend Bean was real fun to watch.

Arelcao Akleos said...

as revered as Reverend Bean is, even more so is King Bean's very short reign from Johnny English