Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Doctor Gore

So, Bush is Bond's CIA homeboy? Mark Steyn is M? Pepe is Ciphre, poker playing Versaillian with a bloody tear running down his eye? Hillary is the biddy from Smersh with the poison tipped metal bladed shoes of death? It almost casts itself......BUT, who is BOND??

10 comments:

Arelcao Akleos said...

Because UMinn is a HOThouse of rad chic chomskiana?...just a thought

Mr roT said...

Ah. They have those saunas like the Finns? What about the blondies whippin' at em with them switches? Damned perverts.

Arelcao Akleos said...

Given the one club "near" the campus which offered tuesday night specials, those blondies were bloody perverts

Arelcao Akleos said...

But....Who is Bond??

Mr roT said...

Karl Rove?

Arelcao Akleos said...

The Horror....better have Roger Moore as he is right now.......
But maybe he could lose 50 pounds, wear a rug on his bald noggin, and ....nah

Mr roT said...

OK, BOnd is George (C)looney played by himself. The Bond girls are the superannuated Susan Sarandon and Barbra Streisand. Michael Moore is the director, and Danny Glover is in charge of diversity.

Arelcao Akleos said...

Hmmmmmm very good.
Just throw in Rumsfeld as Q and let the shoot begin

My Frontier Thesis said...

Before I received and earned my degree, I always suspected it was a good idea to shut the f#ck up about warming trends and the environment. Saying anything otherwise is more futile than pissing straight into a forty mile an hour Dakota prairie wind.

Anonymous said...

any bozo can get a doctorate nowadays.