Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Danneskjold proves Pepe's Only Theorem

Proof : that America is Just Like Fascist Germany
Consider the evidence:

1. Many Americans like beer, schnitzel, bratwurst and sauerkraut . . . just like they did in Fascist Germany.
2. Many Americans speak fluent German . . . just like they did in Fascist Germany.

3. Millions of Americans drive Volkswagens, Mercedes-Benz's and BMWs . . . just like they did in Fascist Germany.

4. Many Americans enjoy polkas . . . just like they did in Fascist Germany.

5. American soldiers and police carry guns and sometimes shoot people . . . just like they did in Fascist Germany.

6. American government agents are sometimes known to arrest and incarcerate people . . . just like they did in Fascist Germany.

7. American government agents are sometimes known to spy on people . . . just like they did in Fascist Germany.

8. Most Americans despise the French . . . just like they did in Fascist Germany.

9. Most Americans salute the national flag . . . just like they did in Fascist Germany.

10. Americans breathe air . . . just like they did in Fascist Germany.

There you have it, folks! Proof positive that modern America is JUST LIKE FASCIST GERMANY.
By Ragnar Danneskjold, John Doe #4 at 09:15 PM | Comments | digg this

7 comments:

Arelcao Akleos said...

From LGF, in case you wondered

Mr roT said...

They're talking about this, I guess.

Mr roT said...

Have a look at the original this piece mocks, Pepe. This dumb broad is worse than Naomi Klein.

Pepe le Pew said...

aa is not a broad as far as i know, but that's the extent of my disagreement.

Mr roT said...

Pepe. Look here.

Arelcao Akleos said...

Pepe le Pew said...
"More than ever, aa is stuck in blah-blah-blah mode, making up straw men that he then valliantly proceeds to beat up"

Huh, first it was a blogger under the name of "Ragnar Danesjkold" [even you can decipher the meaning of that one, eh Aristo?] who wrote what you so eloquently describe as "blah-thrice".
Second, this "straw man" you refer to has a name, Naomi Wolf. See her article under the post "A Guarded Conjecture: Pepe's Only Theorem", or see JJ's link to the same article using, guess what, the name Naomi Wolf.

Yes, it is pathetic that you are a man who finds reading as difficult as he does thinking beyond the simple cliches of his Own Private Versailles.

Tecumseh said...

Powwww!! Is Pepe out for the count after this bitch-slapping? Back to Lefty theorem-proving, I guess.