Had a couple of vodkas, then me son rung up, we went and had a few more with him. Still had a couple of cans, so, oh, we'll go for a walk out the jetty. Anyway, this bronzy was hanging around, right, and it kept going for their squid floats, yeah, and they had nothing to catch it with, and I said to 'em, we'll just see if we can lure it into the shallows a bit, and I'll just jump in and grab him, all right.
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There's a fine line between "tough" and "f&cking retarded." The Aussies seem to have no problem crossing it daily.
Had a couple of vodkas, then me son rung up, we went and had a few more with him. Still had a couple of cans, so, oh, we'll go for a walk out the jetty. Anyway, this bronzy was hanging around, right, and it kept going for their squid floats, yeah, and they had nothing to catch it with, and I said to 'em, we'll just see if we can lure it into the shallows a bit, and I'll just jump in and grab him, all right.
Sounds like JJ after a few Arrogant Bastards, no?
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