Friday, September 16, 2011

Tecs' headachy heroine gets to 'splainin'

Michele Bachmann kept going back for HPV shots until simple mental retardation was just a phase in her past and full blown bat-shit crazy became her new norm.

9 comments:

Tecumseh said...

Someone keeps diggin'... Rollins sent Bachmann a smoke signal to cut it out, and change the subject. Let's see if she can take sound advice.

Mr roT said...

Hey Tecs, how come you always pick the biggest idiots?

I mean, Gingrich, Kerry, Bachmann, Romney,...

That's a pattern. Now Perry is messing up a little, but it's early and he can recover, but the rest of the people you support are positively anencephalic.

There has to be a reason, Tecs. Are you supporting retarded GOPers + Kerry because you're really a closet pinkoleftard?

Tecumseh said...

Gingrich is not retarded. He's a mean S.O.B., and he also says and does stupid things now and then (actually, quite often), but he's smart, which is extremely rare among politicos.

On the other hand, Perry sounds rather dumb to me. I mean, OK, he's smarter than Bachmann, but that's like, faint praise. As I said on a different post, I'm starting to appreciate more la Palin now. After hearing Perry flap his mouth in two debates, I came to realize Palin is not so bad, after all. Her record is much weaker than Perry's, but she's clearly more articulate, and she can think on her feet much better now, after she recovered from that disastrous Katie Couric interview back in 2008.

Perry on the other hand is stiff (which surprised me, I thought he'd be much more smooth and agile), gets lost in the middle of a meandering sentence (his response to the Afghanistan question was downright embarrassing), and basically has trouble articulating something coherent, once he gets off the beaten track (where he can be good). Overall, I'd say below W's level -- and I'm talking about 2000 now.

Tecumseh said...

Speaking of which, Tyson gets all classy.

Mr roT said...

You smooth and agile stuff is part of what you helped elect last time around. Being intelligent is different than looking intelligent.

For about 9 years, the CW was that W was intellectually incurious and well, that was reflected in his inability to speak. If you'd bother to read that article, you'd see that in fact, he is certainly a lot better read than either of us is in history and has probably absorbed what he has read better than we could.

This BS about appearances is senseless.

BTW, if Gingrich is so much smarter than the rest, then by your measure, he shouldn't gaffe all the time.

I think you're like Brooks, deep down, Tecs! It's about smooth and creases...

Mr roT said...

Tyson and Andrew Sullivan should meet.

Tecumseh said...

Tyson would bite off Sullivan's ear!

Mr roT said...

Sullivan would retaliate lower...

Tecumseh said...

That's axiomatic.