Tuesday, August 26, 2008
How to Get Shit Done in Denver
Throw a blowout. Don't host some dinky little gathering. Make it a rager. That way, you're protected by the "widely attended" rule, which says lawmakers can attend a corporate-sponsored party as long as 25 nonlawmakers are also attending. You'd think they'd be eager to admit nonlawmakers like me. You'd be wrong.
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What if a hooker has a toothpick in her mouth? Is she ethical then?
Depends on where she sticks that toothpick.
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