Clever Bunda shot

Kitty says be careful!

Hersh Hisses

Before I Go, A Vision of Things to Come

"We oppose the way the U.S. government tries to manage the world. ... We propose more humane methods of establishing peace,"
Mr. Ahmedinejad, speaking before a cheering Columbia audience, September 25, 2007

By the way, from what I read the first picture is of a man given 100 lashes for the drinking of beer, the second is of two students who led protests against the Islamic Republic, the last of a girl condemned of "corruption".

In a Dark Wood

Nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita
Mi ritrovai per una selva oscura,
Che la diritta via era smarrita.]
- Inferno (I) Dante Aliegheri

A Thousand Words

"In Iran we don't have homosexuals like you do" Mad Jad at his Columbia bash.

Killer Space Bugs Attack!

In the end, all warfare is biological

Detroit Border Security Shows Dangerous Religious Extremist Our Eternal Vigilance

Gotta make the world safe for Imams

Marcel Rogers Gay-lie on Joan's Arc

So who was this Joan? A saucy lass with a final hot streak? A soldier of Rohan from Lord of The Rings? An agent of the Neocon-JohnBull-Uncle Sam Cabal? The evidence above suggests all three, the perfidious lass in the service of Albion.

U of Delaware Jihadi and Poodles

Fluid

I knew my hobby was good for me.

Sean Penn: Man Turns Nature on Himself

I read Jon Krakauer's Into the Wild while at a Border's one afternoon a couple years ago. The nonfiction story ends when the hero dies of starvation after eating some bad food in the Alaskan outback. It reminds somewhat of that guy who spent a while petting grizzlies up in Alaska, the final footage of him getting mauled to death by Nature.

Watch Out, Penn! Sounds like he really screwed over the parents in this one.

Master Ranching in Texas

Your typical MIT student

Gets nabbed at Logan. Jailarity ensues. Yoshio channels JJ. Ho-hum.

Great!

That Dhimmi-Idiot Reunion

"September 19, 2007 — A Queens teen was arrested yesterday after placing fliers in his teachers’ mailboxes asking them to convert to Islam - then made threats once he was caught, authorities said.

Yaseen Chowdhury, 17, of Woodside, wrote the fliers himself and put them in the mailboxes at the Renaissance Charter School in Jackson Heights, sources said. When confronted there about the fliers, he made unspecified verbal threats, according to the sources. Chowdhury was charged with aggravated harassment as a hate crime.

A Department of Education spokesman did not return a call seeking comment.
THE STUDENT'S RELIGION WAS NOT IMMEDIATELY KNOWN."

The caps are my emphasis....

Vive La Pomme!

[This requires a pic -- just to liven things up. AI]
[[Sorry to censor and cover your little Japanese pussy with mine. Even a nice little Munch worked in there...-JJ]]

LMAO! LOLOLOLOL!

Brooks for Free!

It's just Karma, huh, AI?

Was Pepe in Bismarck over the summer?

Meteorite Responsible for Peruvian Illness?

Now this is strange.

Putin's Crucifix Not Confusing the Apple of Truth...

While Mohommad flies wildly in the crater of Civilization, remember to keep an eye on those Bear Bombers, fellahs...

North Dakota Nuclear Landscape...

So easy it is to forget our former adversary when suicide bombers are sending Infidels to hell and entering Paradise 2-to-3 times a day in Mesopotamia. Anyhow, this long-decommissioned site once tied into the national missile attack/defense system is still located in northeastern North Dakota, just west of Walhalla. I thought you fellahs might get a kick out of it. It's getting late, but I'll try to get you more information in the coming days.

~mft

PR flack view

Stealing goats---that's the problem. As for the rest---don't worry, be happy. Anyone buys that?

Time for the flyboys

Giulio Douhet was right, yes, JJ?

On the Way to Mt. Rushmore...

...get a ticket for the MSP International "Wide Stance" Sense of Place.

Laying the groundwork for Rudy's first term...

...or maybe this will serve as a negative blow to Rudy's campaign. Any other way to look at this?

JJ's Estranged Son Turns Up in Bloomsburg, PA?

This guy seems to have a need for speed. But only 50mph in a 15? Ha! Child's play says JJ!

A cult as annoying and right as the Mormons

A Soccer Match Even MFT Can Get Up For

This is Why They Hate Us

Good Obit

Hewitt and Steyn

Mel

In the comments linked to above, there is reference to lovely little 'boy' Mel. She responds, "Get bent."

Whitey Bulger is in Sicily?!

Bettah than Southie, eh?

MFT,

How about touring the mosque construction site with the prosciutto here:

RoP bounty

Running after mountain lambs on Planet Pepe...

Never liked Mozfart much, butt now...

I wonder if it was loose canon or tight.

Grandma AA vs Hot Bitch Pepe

Graceful and gentle decrepitude, with a visage to shatter your Crystal, or a fading Berkeleyite in Recherchant Les Temps Perdu with Hans, Vlad, Hassan, Ismail, ....
Enquiring academic minds wish to know.

Who's Smarter: Grandma AA or Pepe the Whiner?

William Saletan has studied the David Amodio NYU study:

The conservative case against this study is easy to make. Sure, we're fonder of old ways than you are. That's in our definition. Some of our people are obtuse; so are some of yours. If you studied the rest of us in real life, you'd find that while we second-guess the status quo less than you do, we second-guess putative reforms more than you do, so in terms of complexity, ambiguity, and critical thinking, it's probably a wash. Also, our standard of "information" is a bit tougher than the blips and fads you fall for. Sometimes, these inclinations lead us astray. But over the long run, they've served us and society pretty well. It's just that you notice all the times we were wrong and ignore all the times we were right.

In fact, that's exactly what you've done in this study: You've manufactured a tiny world of letters, half-seconds, and button-pushing, so you can catch us in clear errors and keep out the part of life where our tendencies correct yours. And now you feel great about yourselves. Congratulations. You haven't told us much about our way of thinking. But you've told us a lot about yours.

It’s another thing when it’s done to an American general who has put his life at risk to protect us...

Go Rudy... Go Petraeus.

Planet Pepe Gains Territory

Gotta Love him!

$1.4 Million Lamborghini...

I thought JJ would be first to be all over this. Has FCP turned into an old girlfriend for the lot of us? I get that feeling sometimes: kind of hanging around, sometimes ready to have a little fun here or there. Not really interested in one-another when it comes right down to it. Perhaps the spark is gone...

Not so bad

Russian toys

Or, what to do with the oil money. It's all Bush's fault!!!! (Would Pepe say, yes?)

Sharia Sprouts in Brussels

Also
[This requires a pic (courtesy of AI). Which one is Pepe?]

Opportunity to Probe Victoria's Crater

Scientists say there's some sort of bright light in the center of Victoria's crater that will shed light on her early climax. Here's an excerpt:

Opportunity reached the lip of the crater last month and scouted for possible entry points. The route scientists eventually chose calls for a straight drive down at a 15-degree incline toward the exposed layer of bright rocks.

Note: we need someone to find a beautiful pic of some chick named "Victoria," and then guard it with a little kittie. Any takers for this task?

It's Official!

It looks like the Uzbek Country and City Bumpkins are organizing under the name of the Islamic Movement of Uzbekistan. I don't know how the Germans will handle this, but I imagine that President Karimov and Co. is going to have a field day with this outfit. Gitmo isn't even a skeeter fart compared to how the Uzbek government, ah, "detains" Islamic terrorists, potential or real. The last I heard, Karimov was still using the "How to Handle Descent" training manual, published by former-Soviet Moscow.

A Banjo for the City Gal, by Wes Craven

Ah, Logan County. Since I left the fabled beauty of the Logan Valley when but a mewling puke, it has made the news exactly three times [that I caught]. Once for a nasty coalmining accident. Another for some shameless corruption linked to Senator KKK PorkBelly himself. And now this little touch O' Deliverance, with Mammy and the Boyz and Gals and trailer full o' banjos. I'm so proud.

Octopussy

Is this why they call it like that?

Can we just gas 'em?

Ho-Bag Spears...

...might be coming to a local strip joint near you!

In the end, that's where they end up, right?

Mexican Oil Boom

Okay, we should start taking bets: was it the Leftist/Marxist groups? or has al queda started their attacks on Mexico?

Fellahs, your opine...

Note: This has been going on at least since July.

God Celebrates 9-11's 6th Anniversary

Note: in addition to legitimizing their slaughters, these religious types often use the phrase "God willing" to get out of real work as well. "Are you going to get that road paved next week?" Their response, "God willing..." Next week comes. No road is paved. Therefore, god didn't will it.

Pepe can don his black burqa

Not exactly Pamplona

Campus

The whole thing used to belong to some Russkie, who donated it. Not bad, huh?

Now they'll really really start supporting terrorism!

Steel Head Trout (take 1)

I located some steel head trout fillets yesterday along with some head-and-all Rainbow trout. Here's what I did with the steel head trout last evening. I didn't have wine or chicken stock on hand, so I used beer -- a lager -- as a substitute. Set the oven for 400 degrees (F). Boil a couple potatos for 10 minutes and set aside. Sautee onions, a shredded carrot, & celery in a pan. Once that starts turning golden brown, add a couple sprigs of fresh thyme and four cloves of crushed and chopped garlic. Add your lager (or white wine and chicken stock), and salt and pepper your fish while the vegetable/herb/beer mixture comes to a boil. Add the fish and potatos, and get the entire pan in the oven. Leave it for 30 minutes, basting the fish about 3 times. Once you take it out, crank the oven to broil. Remove the fish and potatos to a seperate cooking sheet, and put them back in the oven (that's now on broil). Golden-brown up the fish (about 5 minutes), and return to a serving platter. Ladel the vegetable mixture over the fish and potatos. Garnish with chopped parsley, and squeeze a lemon over the whole thing. Then crack an icy cold beer.

Note: there's four fillets in there, so we're in good shape. I'll gladly get another if Pepe comes back.

Lanny Davis Is Romanian?

Asks Taranto. Well, since I kinda had something to do with this story starting, I wonder what you guys think of it.

Boot Reid and Pelosi

Dolce farniente

In the belly of the Nanny State. Aahhh, the hard life on Planet Pepe.

Maginot line up in the Alps

So why did the French build this fortification, close to the Italian border (just the other side of the mountain)? Afraid of mountain goats chasing them? Or Tex-Mex-Italians coming at them from Courmayeur? Inquiring minds need to know.

21st-Century Monks: a glance

You guys ever think about just retreating to the monestary and making and drinking beer for the rest of your lives? You could still suffer and contribute to FCP while there, too...

Southwest Airlines Issues Fatwa...

Here's the kind of passenger we hope gets seated next to us on the otherwise boring flight, and this fucking Southwest Airlines first tries kicking her off, and then tells her to cover up with a blanket. I'm calling "BULLSHIT!!!" on Southwest Airlines.

Here's what they're saying about it in San Diego.

Osama Speaks of His Inner Pepe

Ain't he the charmer! Osama said one thing right, the Killer should be killed. However, gotta love his tax platform...ooops, I'm Dhimmi, forget I ever said that.

Hey, guys, sorry for generally being out of it this summer. Lots of rejiggering going on in me life, and have been focused on other things because of that. Will write y'all over the weekend. Just wanted to be first to FCP with OBL's version of "I'MM BAAAAAACK!"

New Hampshire GOP Forum

Thompson's officially in now. This is a thoughtful piece regarding the debate. I watched the opening remarks, but didn't stick around for it entirely. Knowing that my GOP Dad and his FDR Democrat Father-in-Law were about to return, I turned up the debate in the front room and left...

Go Rudy.

If this were China...

Take, for example, this story. If this were China, the University of Colorado dean would likely be put on capital trial for allowing his researchers to use the wrong fish to revitalize the greenback cutthroat trout population -- the wrong fish for two decades! We've probably got a pretty substantial surplus of deans in America anyhow.

Lead Painted Toys and Tainted Cat Food

Doesn't President Hu Jintao need to just execute a few more bureaucrats and politicos to show us he's serious about curbing sloppiness in Chinese manufacturing? Maybe we want to consider such a policy here in the States.

Caesar Speaks

an evening of "anti-Islam"...

...and then last evening, after I re-explained the shooting, stabbing, and throat-slitting murder of Theo van Geogh in broad daylight, this recently graduated fellah told me, "What is really going to destroy Europe is anti-Islam..." Yes, he was serious. It was impossible to restrain a retort: "Are you familiar with the synagogue bombings throughout eastern Europe, throughout Europe in general? What of the recent bombings in Great Britain? Are those merely hooligans burning the cars in Paris? And what of the Madrid bombings? The Danish newspapers seem to be the only ones willing to speak their minds on this issue, and they receive death threats because of it..." He didn't accept my little argument. His was much more grand. My ride was leaving. I left.

Imperialist Commies

Hail Caesar

Is it April fools' Day?

This is Glorious

Taking on AQI

Is not a mean feat.

Summer Time Blues...

A couple more favorites around the MFT summertime household. What's on tap with you, fellahs?

Blushing Babe Flushed from Flushing Meadows

Catnip is So Passe'

[Since there was no pic here, I put one. The mountain goats must be asking: Where is JJ? -- AI]

Cheesy Science is Full of Holes

Through a BlowGlass Darkly