Lost in the Hub of Darkness

Try the right-hand rule, Ye Idjits of the Korn

O Obamakles, Spare Us From the Evil Lemonistas

...goddamn terrorists with their fruitfilled and sugared drinks.The Radiant Future has no need for stinking lemonade.

Pepe deKayla'ed

Sacre Bleu.

Romanian coppers

.. get bitchy. French coppers get even tougher.

Mean Girls Do Texas

Da Merciless Bitches. Make them head of Homeland Security!

Iowahawk Leaves Rot'swheeler in Da Dust

Pepe Has a Pogrom. Allahu Akhbar!

A good day for Pepe, a good day for IM, a good day for the Radiant Future. We on FCP can only bask in the Radiance of it all.

Pepe Hilton a drama disaster

And, Of Course, Yet Again, PP has Its Priorities Straight

Butcher a girl? Bah, an unfortunate inconvenience.
Get arrested by da Kufr? Outrageous.
Get treated by da Kufr as if you are merely a Kufr? Heads'a gonna roll, pigs and apes!

Nous-Fear-Ado

Interesting, and sad.

Pepe Le Pew is no longer PC

The philosophy he represents — that masculine persistence in the face of manifest resistence, even outright revulsion, on the part of his female target, is a virtue worthy of reward — is out of step with the times. Life is a bitch.

Pepe: (sings) Affair d'amour? Affair d'coeur? Je ne sais quoi ... je vis en espoir. (Sniffs) Mmmm m mm ... un smella voo feenay ... (Hums)
Gendarme: Le kittee kel terriblay odeur!! Pard'm was ... Jo-seph ... après-midi le fudge is burning!
Proprietor: Allais Gendarme!! Allais!! Return-moi!! This instonce!! Oh, pauvre moi, I am ze banrupt ... (Sobs)
Cat: Le mew? Le purrrrrrr.
Proprietor: A-a-ahhh. Le pussee ferocious! Remove zot skunk! Zot cat-pole from ze premises!! Avec!!
Cat: (Smells skunk) Sniff, sniff, sniff-sniff, sniff-sniff.
Pepe: Quel es? ... Ahhh ... la belle femme skunk fatale!! Tch-tch.

Sayings from the Bleu Book

...and thus was the last seen of Le Pew, as he was ridden by his Strong Camel deep into the Persian sands, the cries of 'Tollah, 'Tollah, 'Tollah redounding in the distance.

Obamacles is Dada

Suffer the Little Lambs

Pussy talk

No Wonder Brussels is the Child Porn Capital of the West

IM likes to fuck them Kufr comin' or goin', from crib to grave.

Walking Tall and Proud on Planet Pepe

Because a Believer Has Solved Two, Count 'em, Two Problems in One Fell Stroke. That's an Honor if there ever was one.

Death of the West: Item 1,677, 234

So, is England about to adopt No PP Shibboleth Left Behind? Or is just the Left blowing out of its collEtive Behind?

The End of The World is Nigh!

Bhutto Dead, Musharaff Forced Out, Allah Akbar!

Islam Militant and the dhimmi dodos, from Rawalpindi to Nawlins', ululate. The Strong Horse is ready to ride.

EyeTalians, The Mourning After