Raze Out the Written Troubles of the Brain

...and make what of men?

AI's pinko nirvana

Hey AI, were you these two schmucks' neighbor? How come you never learned to make chicken curry from a Paki buddy?

Globally freezing balls

Barack Obama has only four years to save the world. That's right. Unless he gets that SUV cranking, we're gonna freeze our sorry asses.

The silver lining

Maybe they stop making brain-fryers altogether, and we'll all be happier.

The Long Dark Night of AI's Soul

Maybe this Saturday, AI, you need a decent Portuguese meal and a drink?

The Bible according to Pepe

The text "She will have a son, and you will name him Jesus" is illustrated with a veiled Muslim. One verse has a photo of a pair of knickers draped over high-heeled shoes, sending you back to the passage to find out what it's really about. Yep. Sounds like the King Pepe version. [Added Pepe da Vinci -- JJ]

An FCP kind of guy

“His behavior and attitudes reveal that he feels like a rejected genius,” the agent noted in his report, which has since been made public. “He shows that whoever does not agree with his views is stupid and incompetent.”

Decades later, Mr. Klaus, the 67-year-old president of the Czech Republic continues to provoke strong reactions. He has blamed what he calls the misguided fight against global warming for contributing to the international financial crisis, branded Al Gore an “apostle of arrogance” for his role in that fight, and accused the European Union of acting like a Communist state.

Houyhnhmns vs Yahoos

Now, let's try to figure out who's who in this story.

AI!! Leave Nicole alone! She's half your age!

Arthur Ochs Sulzberger, Jr. hands out last big raise

REGURGE POST:VDH crushes Columbia, Harvard, and UChicago singlehandedly. Why Love thy Niehbuhr, while not knowing Wright from Wrong?

Bailout Caliphornia, now!

Doom and gloom

Are we fokked already, or what?

How not to prove the Poincare conjecture

Read the bottom 4 lines on page 2.

Rudy drops a hint

Wink, wink. How about Lieberman at State and Rudy at Justice. In the unlikely even that Mitt doesn't get the VP nod, he would be good at Treasury. Now, of course, there is that little matter of winning 270 Electoral College votes...
[Intrigue -- JJ]

AI's heroine goes the way of Buchanan

You can sure pick them, AI. The bus floating yet?