The 11-fold dimensions of Paperwad Manifolds

Gee, who knew all that litter after hours of writer's block was high grade publishable Physics? ......I went into the wrong field.

Physics Gets Really Serious

Herr Rott's Dream Paper

MIT casts MFT out inta da Kold

"The Class of 2015 represents all but one state (North Dakota) and 58 countries, with 8 percent of students arriving as international undergraduates. Ninety-two percent of the students are U.S. citizens and permanent residents....further, 21% of female applicants were admitted, and 7% of male applicants were accepted. The class is 36% Caucasian, 30% Asian, 14% Hispanic, 9% Black, 10% international, and some small percentage "other".....The class will be 53% male, and 47% female.....30% accepted were Academic "All Stars" whose admission was based purely on merit...Why, MFT, it's almost as if they went out of their way to make it personal.

Hey MFT! Go back to whichever of those states you're from

...or whatever! Is this football or basketball shit, anyway?

MFT: On The Cutting Edge of Global Warming!

Apparently you need Leah to get some of that Gorebal Warmin' in the Dakota Territory

Hmmm..... The Big Hardon Sees Us as Its Biatch?

So, New Calculations are..ahem...intriguing. Hey, Mr. Rot, looks like Strangelove may have built the Doomsday Machine.

Hey, only one way to find out, Rot, turn on that sucker. It's not like the HLC has had any glitches so far, oui?

MFT's Nightmare Astronomy Continues

First, the Dinosaurs. Then, the Clovis People... It has not fared well for the denizens of the High Plains.

Another G.U.T.: Post-Einsteinian World

While general relativity is very successful in describing the gravitational interaction and the structure of space and time on large scales [205], quantum gravity is needed for the small-scale behavior. This is usually relevant when curvature, or in physical terms energy densities and tidal forces, becomes large. In cosmology this is the case close to the Big Bang, and also in the interior of black holes. We are thus able to learn about gravity on small scales by looking at the early history of the universe.

Starting with general relativity on large scales and evolving backward in time, the universe becomes smaller and smaller and quantum effects eventually become important.



Of course, I could've told you the same: Loop Quantum Cosmology happens all the time with the beer reserves (or depletion of) in my fridge. It's impossible to not take full account of the local -- at home -- beer supply.