A Masterpiece of the MSM Party Line

The Gospel according to St. Mathew of Pepeanopolis

The lord speaketh

How long till we hear from the Tea B/Gagging luminaries that this is a clear sign of the good lord's disapproval of the Southern Decadence Festival ?

AA and Tecs hold firm in their support for the haughty, French-looking former junior senator from Pinkochusetts

L'Rotter Does da Maid in Manhattan

No Kahn do? Da IMFamy of it all.

What does IMF stand for?

MadJad Eye for the Rotter Guy

Run, Rotter, Run!

Mexico Surges Ahead

A 100 years of searching for ol' Al's noggin, and yet no cigarillo. Have they thought he might be hiding with the Fellow Rotters north of da Rio Grandee?

Tecs and AA's version of reasoned discourse

Aryans Seeking Lebensraum for their Gotterdamerung

What could possibly go wrong?

Wow! Been years since this guy wrote anything decent!

And he hits it now? Maybe Obama is good for the satirists, at least.

A more flexible definition of merit

[Add a pic to liven things up -- tecs]

AA takes choir director post

Bad rapist! You must NOT leave this place!

Errr, who in the hell in his right mind would leave that house if he could avoid it? Just ship in the teenagers!

So Much for The Family Value

Sounds perfectly reasonable,

except the part about crucifixion after the beheading. Ahh, close enough.

Hitch contra Polanski & Applebaum

Here's some thought for one and all: I've always agreed how the Political Right could thunder against the likes of a Polanski, but was always confused when they somehow couldn't thunder against pederasts more broadly, whether they have a white little collar on; or for conservative Muslims, whether they sing into a megaphone 5-times/day or not.

The closing zinger paragraph of the article: In Iran—where the Islamic revolution originally lowered the age of marriage to 9—the minimum age is currently 13, though this is not among the laws that the Revolutionary Guards are especially zealous in enforcing. You may, if you wish, try to make a case for cultural relativism—different standards for different societies and traditions—but the plain fact is that the Prophet Mohammed was betrothed to his favorite wife Aisha when she was 6 and took her as his wife when she was 9, and this gives an "empowering" effect to those who like things to be this way and to keep it legal. Meanwhile, a leading prince of the American Roman church sits in the Vatican as a cardinal, having for decades facilitated and covered up the institutionalized sodomizing of the underage. I would rather live in a country where children are protected and their predators prosecuted, and even (which in Hollywood is evidently not always
the same thing) disapproved of.

Once Again NOLA Leads the Way

Apparently PepeLand is not happy merely leading the USA quantitatively. It now seeks to lead qualitatively.

Reason Number 4 to Send Le Pew Back to Eurabia

Heck, we'll give him a sporting chance and buy him a first class ticket on Air France.

A Mighty Quinn Blows Through Planet Pepe

When FCP lets its' kayla GUT hang out

Obamacles Navis Titanicus Rex!