Showing posts with label Houston is a Gas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Houston is a Gas. Show all posts

Friday, January 06, 2012

You Hear That Rumble, JJ?: Bison EnRoute...

There's no sense in posting post-game taunts since pre-game taunts provide far greater satisfaction (or shame drizzled with depression, depending on the outcome). The NDSU Bison beat the living shit out of Southern Georgia in the December 2011 game leading up to this championship match in Tejas. I know ya'll are into non-Yankee football. But I couldn't resist the taunt. Click on the link. Also, pound for pound North Dakota does more with its universities than non-North Dakota institutions. NDSU beat Southern Georgia, something like 35-7, and NDSU's department of history is about 1/2 to 1/3 the size of Southern Georgia. Same situation with Sam Houston. Here we come: by the time we're finished, SHSU will be sent home in bodybags and Texas mothers will never let their sons play against North Dakota again — by Ole Odin Olson's North Dakota raven (and by the way, northern Great Plains steaks are better than that Tejas bullshit by a long shot).

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Perry went to Texas A&M

Howie Carr not impressed with "slick Rick": this is sounding like Ted Kennedy after a long car ride. Rot mumbles darkly about the injustice of it all.

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Stuck on stupid

But of course, Rot likes the speeches with moats and alligators, so burning Texas is OK with him.

Wednesday, April 07, 2010

Toldja Being in Houston is All About Allergies!

"My health is terrific, but this is a time when I get a lot of allergies," she told People."

By the way, Tejas, there is a Solution [pictured] if only your head wasn't so frucked up with dust/mites/grains/mosses/poisons/algae/bacteria/cockroach feces or whatever the join of Bayou, Gulf, Sands, Agriculture, Toxic Petrochemical industries, and a myriad other assaults on the ability to sustain Cartesian Logic, can conjure up. Even da Rotter kept to the safehavens of College Station and points Sul on the A&Mish community.