Constitutional Concord ain't Lord Lexington's Cup of Tea

These upstart Yankee rebels need a whiff of grapeshot to bring them to their senses, eh Milord?

The new hero of Planet Pepe

Seethe, Pepe, seethe

Pepe bites America, and America bites him

A love letter to Pepe. And another pic.

Honoring those PP Parental Skills

C'mon, Le Pew, Chomp on this Snake

I dare ya; I double dare ya.

No soldiers on Planet Pepe

No siree. Only narcissistic, navel-gazing pinkos, trying new foods and chasing dogs.

A dichotomy

Two possibilities arise: Liberals are unbelievably stupid – so dumb that they need help tying their shoes and not walking into walls – or they’re malicious malcontents consumed by envy and animated by a lust for power – in a word, evil. So which one is it, Pepe?

Oppressors Humiliate a Barbadan Beauty? Goddamn Amerikkka

"Abuse at a level of Horror worthy of Abu Ghraib, nay, dare one say it, even Gitmo? This Is Why They Hate Us." Planet Pepe Pravda

"HaHa" The Tecumseh Gazette

"Mama, Papa, why are we being so mean to those nice men of vibrant african hue in their chic and colorful garments?"
"Well, son, our team is a Typical Whitey Jew Bully Capitalist enterprise, and Soon--in four months, Inshallah-- the Chickens Will Come Home to Rooooooost" Game Analysis in the Obama household

Pepe's America

Neither Obama nor his party seems to understand how incentives motivate human behavior. They are still entangled in the fantasies of the European Left of 150 years ago. Duhhh...

Planet Wright

Is right across from Planet Pepe. Like two peas in a pod.

Losing stones

Quick, Pepe, call the ACLU, do something! The US of KKK A is starving people to death!!

Praise the Lord and pass the ammo

Were I a Kerry voter, though, I’d feel deep anger, not only at them returning Bush to power, but for allowing the outside world to lump us all into the same category of moronic muppets. The self-righteous, gun-totin’, military-lovin’, sister-marryin’, abortion-hatin’, gay-loathin’, foreigner-despisin’, non-passport ownin’ red-necks, who believe God gave America the biggest d*** in the world so it could urinate on the rest of us and make their land “free and strong.” Seethe, Pepe, seethe.

G__damn Appalachia!

911 + Week, a Retrospective Glimpse

A letter to M.Steyn's website. One of the most vivid memories from a visit to Manhattan shortly after 911, with a certain Irish Dogg and the mordantly witted MFT, was of a march by some 3,000 [or so was the claim] card carrying members of Planet Pepe [this particular chapter being that of ANSWER, whom you may remember did such fine cover for Saddam for a good year +]. No, it has gotten no better since. The Lords of PP still are firmly committed to Bush=Hitler, while the Bush administration is stuck in a bizarre limbo where Churchill's rhetoric is married to Chamberlain's political sensibility. No, it has gotten worse.

STUNNED BY THE ANTI-AMERICANISM
I was in London six weeks after 9/11 and saw my first anti-American (anti-pre-Afghanistan-war, anti-capitalism, whatever) rally. It was stunning for me, as an American, to see. Fortunately there were sane Brits there to calm me down. I was simply stunned, and headed for the nearest pub just to keep from getting arrested. First time I saw a Bush=Hitler sign too. I'll never forget it. It was then, looking back, that the full force of the idea that roughly half of the west is simply unprepared to deal with radical Islamism, and would just as soon blame America or whatever the current boogey man is, hit me. And it's not got any better since.

Brent Smith

mft calls "bullshit" on pepe

Click on link to see origin of this argument. Below is the excerpt. Additions welcomed:

Pepe le Pew said...
...Americans are in no position to give lessons regarding beer.

My Frontier Thesis said...
That Americans don't make good or great beer nowadays, Pepe, is evidence of — once again — your Ameriphobia.

Alright, fellahs: time to draft a list of the fine micro-drafts that have been filtered from sea to boozing sea, across the fruited plains. Just for Pepe. Just this once.

Here's a couple you need to try Pepe:

1.) Boulevard Wheat (out of Kansas City, Missouri)
2.) Mirror Pond (out of Oregon)
3.) Summit Maibock (St. Paul, Minnesota)
4.) Moose Drool (Big Sky Brewery, out of Bozeman, Montana)
5.) Lienenkugles, Red Lager (Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin)

Okay. There are four, off the top of my brain, Pepe. Try those and then come back. Your French Nationalism might influence your taste buds, though. But to be honest, microbrewing has increasingly gained speed since the 1980s (perhaps even earlier) in Yankee-land. Be as honest as a xenophob can. I'll look for your French recommend asap.

~mft