So we won't see him hanging from his heels?

It's close. Dems win these, somehow.

The grebe of war

When a Democrat is in, the jokes write themselves!

Can you shitheads give them back?

Go back to listening to CeeLo or JayZ or whatever.
REGURGE for an I told you so.

Of course Tecs and AA just think Kanada is peachy!

A Rooskie love letter to Canuckia

We all know Canada has problems with the future lines drawn on Arctic maps and we all know Canada lives in the shadow of its larger neighbour to the south. The abject cruelty shown by Canadian soldiers in international conflicts is scantily referred to, as indeed is the utter incapacity of this county to host a major international event, due to its inferiority complex, born of a trauma being the skinny and weakling bro to a beefy United States and a colonial outpost to the United Kingdom, whose Queen smiles happily from Canadian postage stamps.

REGURGE: Canadian sports. More to Rot's taste?

Janet Reno II pisses off Milquetoastia

Yeah, Tecs. You had some feeble attempt downstream, but the link didn't work and you never fixed it. You got to it about as well as Canada's Socialized ambulances pick you up. Whenever, dude.

Hot Balls O 'Fire

AI, Here's Obamacles Imperator Calling for the Creation of his Praetorian Revolutionary Guard

Now..... What do you think he has in mind exactly? I say his model is Iran's Revolutionary Guard, with a dose of SS and a dash of KGB security command. After all his years of impotence, Le Pew salivates at the prospect of dressing up in the height of Vichy fashion and playing Colonel Klink.

July 4th, The Anti-Pepe Holiday Trifecta

Enjoy, citizens of a free republic, while it lasts.

As for Le Pew, well a happy "Goddamn Amerikka Day" to ye too.

And I'll sees Ya, When I sees Ya.

Buck-aroo Banzai and the Canuckian Dimension

Ah, 1843. Good Times.

This sounds like a particularly impressive contribution in the annals of military genius.

"[edit] Battle of the Upper Ridge
Very little is known of this battle as nearly everyone was killed when a gunpowder explosion triggered a chain reaction that lit a powder wagon train and caused a large landslide into the troops at the bottom of the ridge. Records are unsure about when this actually happened, but it is generally accepted that this occurred around March.[38]"