Rotters Attack!

Take note, Tecs!

Soddy Daisy, TN

The MultiCulti Rott Deepens in the Yellow Rose'd Heart of Tejas

Sorry, Salim...

... Planet Pepe has as much chance of recovering the moral center of the West as Caligula did of becoming Cincinnatus.

Can he get out of Paris, Texas?

So, Tejas takes a young man and blasts him into the hellish depths of black gloom-- wandering with an empty water bottle through the desert of life -- muttering incoherent diatribes against devil women or sitting in stunned silence as the Rio Grande flows sluggishly to perdition. You wouldn't know why that happens, would you JJ?
Wish him luck.

A Paen to Saddam the Socialist, from Planet Pepe

No wonder Le Pew loved him so.

Molotov-Ribbentrop Goes Green

Terror has its many glorious uses: and this Planet Pepe admires.

JJ, Tejas Philosophe

That Texas sun been doin' ya some Wizenin', Boy.