The Twittering Class of the Pepean College

Nokia fries dem Silver Babies

PlanetPepe-On-Charles: Da Uber Bloombergia

Hey, Tecumseh, we git goin' early we could make a fortune as the Fizzy Pop Kings of da Cambridge black market. Radiantly Forward Down the River Charly

Are You Smarter Than a Pepe Occupado?

Yup, Ignorance is Bliss sur La Rive Gauche.

Defining long words so that Rot can follow high-brow programs

Now, you should ask AA what "Madeira wine" means.

Why Janey Didn't Go To Harvard

Oh, yeah, it's Versailles...bigtime.

A Harvard Education Never Stops Astonishing

Might as well make Alfred E. Neumann President than go with this sort of deep deep cretinism.
The generous interpretation is that the White House wants to set up some outrageous propaganda riff as to why Mubarak should fall [after all, it would most unforgiveable to let a Christer rule over Magnificent Muslims] and got tangled in the web weaved in their practice to deceive.
The less generous interpretation is that these idiots are genuine idiots, with an IQ on the order of a Chris Mathews, or a gerbil, or John Kerry.
Fucking ridiculous.

Pepean Logik Explained

A Versaillean 'Ecole fit for the Idiots of Pepeana

A wonderful chance to find the minimum Mind out of the maximum Buck.

A Pissant Pepean Planetary Problem

Reading....simply beyond the ken of the leftist "mind"?

Too busy canticling to pay attention to ol' fashioned study and thinkery. Even of a bloody 10 page paper. They don't read what they vote for [just about everything Obamakles' congress puts out], they don't read what they bray against [no matter how clearly written, no matter how brief], they don't read anything but the signification of the Tribe..... or hosannas to past heroes of Jim Jonesian purity.
Pathetic beyond belief.

News you can use

As many people hit middle age they often start to notice that their memory and mental clarity are not what they used to be. Ach, so? Ask Herr Rot about his senior moments.

Perils of knuckledragging

[Added illus. - rot]

Knuckledragger explains Adam Smith to Joe Klein

Anchors Away for Shock Shock Shock of the Day....Not

And they went to sea in a Sieve.

Plastycene Nightmares and The Real World

With all this madness, the Gods are seeking to destroy... but what?

Dazed and Confused: Guvament Intellygennts and Other Tales of Da Oxymoron.

On Planet Pepe, The Babes are as Smart and Learned as they are Beautiful

Hillary, Napolitano, now Albright. So much to offer, such little time. But this of Madeleine's is, well,.... this is a gem of scintillating beauty. This weekend, in truth, between Pepe and the various sadsack denizens of his Planet, we've been treated to a Radiant array of idees, fixes et mauvaises, which stamp once and for all, on the Annals of FCP history, the utter Cosmic Idiocy of PP.
A small sample, to wet the appetite. From Miss Smallbright:"There is no doubt in my mind that Muslim countries can be democracies," Albright says. "Turkey is a perfect example of that. It is very evident, and, actually, in my study of religions, in many ways Islam is maybe the most democratic religion because there is nobody between you and God. So I do not think that is something that can be used as reason not to have Muslim democracies."

She might begin by talking, you know, to some learned Believers. Perhaps beginning with the leaders of the Islamic University, in Virginia, to start with some home cookin', and save the great centers of the religion for when she is hardy enough to talk to an Imam or Ayatollah or two. But, no, she relies on her own "studies", and leaves the mosques for the rubes who think that the religious centers, schools, universities, law centers, political offices, and so on, whose offices command that religion, might have something to tell you what the religion is about. She and Le Pew were made for each other, Madeleine's dyke dick to his PePez Hilton pussy.

Why McCain Got Clobbered [Reason Number 113]

And, no, none of them are due to Sarah Palin.

The Republicans are largely led by the absolutely pathetic, and the Democrats by the openly malevolent. It is the cowering Roman Senate on the one hand, and the poisonous Commodus on the other. The only ones coming out of this mess looking any good are the strong horsies of the apocalypse.

Some of Pepe's Favorite Thugs Are Insightful

right up there with Pepe himself. [it's all about the anschluss, Ja]

Obamacles Navis Titanicus Rex!

An Idiot's Cheat Sheet for the Test of Depression

Nous Sommes Tous Les Idiots, encore.