Because Tom Friedman's Socialist Paradise Really Loves a Flat Earth

Al Goring the Planet But fracking, now that there is a capitalist crime against Nature!

A Challenge fit for a Wiener

Herr Rott, An Opportunity too Late

Dictionary Entry for Make Edification of Planet Pepe

A Ilha Formosa

"Nearer my China to Thee" Thomas Friedman's Days of Joy

AnmeriSoc Builds a Versailles upon the Potomac "What I want is a more dynamic economy and a fairer society," he [Stiglitz] says, suggesting income inequality is ultimately detrimental to those at the top, too. "My point is we've created an economy that is not in accord with the principles of the free market."............... Nor in accord with a free republic.

A World of Bu Hwei Kan

Ah, Thomas Friedman's beautiful vision of the Shape of Things to Come.......
.....the whole Web as a Ministry of Truth.
This is the stuff that Obamaklean Dreams are made of.

Winston Shienshan at Work

We'll shut the fuck up now that you own the country

...goddam right.

In Vino Sha Veritas

So much Hate, such little Wine.

Sellll!!!!

N. Korea Consultations...

Since I'm in the consulting business, I thought I'd pass along this bit of Korean consulting news. The South Koreans want to get together with the Russian Bear, the Japanese Samauri, the Chinese Monolith, and us Yanks for, ah, a "consultation" on North Korea. I'm willing to host it in my flat in the center of North America. What should I prepare?

Note: the pic is of the North Korean -- ahem -- Friendship Wall. For some reason it appears as though the gate keeper is winking at us?

Now I Believe in Ghosts

Like an Obama on a String

A Convergence of the SinoYank Pepeanisms?

Fortuna is Kayla.

China Invades Connecticut's Yankee...

First they screw up with the cat and dog food, then the lead paint with the toys, then the baby formula, and now the Chemical Candy in Connecticut.

Re-education through labour

Is what needs to be done with those bourgeois kkkapitalists who don't toe the pinko party line.

Gourmet chinese food

What kind of wine goes with this?

Bow Down to Your Commie-Chi Overlords, FCPers.

Note this cute little fact on the Chinese anti-internet operations:
"Annoyingly, blogs hosted by the popular system Blogspot are on this IP blacklist."

I was wondering why such a large nation was such virgin territory on the map.
Dzung-Guo-de Syau Ren !

How many times did I tell you

... to wash your feet before getting into bed? Anyone ever heard that line before?

Global Worming

Chinese road runner

I can see it eating the miles on the North Dakota freeways. Buy, JJ, buy!

Chinese Nationalists Sabatoge Mongol Vodka Industry?

The police arrested a man in Nalaikh District, called Bayaraa, who was charged with selling 600 liters of the material to the Asian Wolf company. The man said in his affidavit that he purchased the spirit component from Chinese nationals two years ago. The police are continuing their investigation.