This day in history: Italian torpedo boats sink Hungarian dreadnought

Youtube moment. In other news: can you guys parallel park like this? Try it, man, try it!

Tecs' fruity calamari

Well-argued piece,

...but I think it's better to have a moderate at the top of the ticket. I wish our moderate wasn't such a damned pinko as Romney.

All the news that's fit to print--not

Atlantis

Interesting, and coincidentally pertinent

"but at a later time there occurred portentous earthquakes and floods, and one grievous day and night befell them, when the whole body of your warriors was swallowed up by the earth, and the island of Atlantis in like manner was swallowed up by the sea and vanished; wherefore also the ocean at that spot has now become impassable and unsearchable, being blocked up by the shoal mud which the island created as it settled down." The Timaeus, Plato.

Tycoon Totalled by Terrific Twist of Irony

Segue to Segway in the Spa of Boston.

A Bad Wave for Mr. Dark?

Kraut puts the hammer on Nancy

Pinocchio at the lectern.

BANG! Democratwop clusterfuck!

Pinko pants on fire

Da Neokkkon Nation Prefers Its Signals Unmixed.

They mean gerbils, or roaches?

Coanda pipes

You can do it!

just an update

There are two massive ice jams, one just north and one just south of Bismarck-Mandan, blocking up the Missouri River (ultimately Pepe's watershed). In the eastern part of the state, the Red River (the Hudson Bay watershed) has about another 12 feet before it crests (at least in Grand Forks). And as I type it continues snowing all throughout North Dakota. Holy beh-geezus.

Officials hope to break up the downstream ice jam, possibly using explosives. That jam, created by ice flowing down the Heart River, was made up of chunks of ice up to 3 feet thick and the size of small cars, Sando said.

"The ice is just solid as a rock," he said.

In the lingo of FCP: the Army needs to get in here and strafe those Missouri River ice jams like some terrorist training camp.

Pepe, get ready for when the ice breaks...

The ocean is lapping at my front door

Run for the hills, say Algore.

Over the cliff

Bitch Paddles Pond in Guiness Time.

.....uh, why?

Pepe will throw a hissy fit

A Binnie boy being sleep-deprived after barely missing out being the extra muscle on the 4th plane? Oh mon Dieu! The horror, the horror.

Deuce vs KSM

Planet Pepe knows immediately who are the good guys and the bad guys in this story. Also, Martinez asked that he not be named in this article, saying that the former interrogator believed that the use of his name would invade his privacy and might jeopardize his safety. The New York Times declined the request. The Gray Old Putana is a bitch.

Venice West

The Poor Bastard Didn't Have a Prayer

That's the one just silver lining in the IM Future, watching Versaillists and Vichyists everywhere going down on their knees at gunpoint the better to service their new Master, Allaho Akbar!
The sad part is that this guy was far braver than any V or V. For him, there was no Justice. Only Pepeanism in Thought and Action.