What did you say about moving to a civilized country?

Stark, raving mad

This guy is a lunatic. The Dums will be sorry they're choosing him.
Meanwhile, Tecs' Texas truther loses big. Awww.

Blackballing the Queen's English

Dasani in space

I always thought gringos would eat their own shit (with proper marketing). With this one, we're getting really close.

American Psycho

An update.

Paging Mr Rot

Living next door to Mr Rot

.. is a pain in the neck.

Mr Rot at the wheel

It was veering from one side to the other because the woman was sitting on the man's lap while he was driving and doing the act, shall we say. He couldn't see much because her back was in the way. Watch out for the stick shift, Mr Hot Rot.

Luring Mr Rot

Any of you up for some hot steamy sext ?

Rot at the wheel

Pepe caught in flagrante with virtual Kayla

STD blues

Planet Pepe goes bonkers with tertiary symptoms.

Go for it, Pepe!

Frog surrenders to Sumo poodle

Only Pepe's alter ego can make a dog-bites-man story a story.

Hog heaven

Other problems include the tendency to sweat more in zero gravity and a drop in blood pressure, potentially making sex in space a clammier experience and less easy for the man to rise to the occasion. Ah, don't worry. Go digital.

Bid, JJ, bid!

Avantgarde clothes designer

This is an older story, but perhaps worth commenting upon. So this guy Hussein makes big bucks designing these minimalist dresses. Talk about absolute minimum! Even JJ coulda designed this attire, for free at that. Yes?

Shop till you drop

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