Hollywood does Pravda? No Shit Sherlock

WTF did you fucking expect, NumbNuts? That prick Lizard give you a Reach-a-Round?

Pinko hog heaven

A Man of Reason Explains the Intellectual Grounds for His Support of the Magnificent American President Barack Hussein Obama

You don't say.

There is a Higher Price, But We Sure do Get The Point

What did he expect? A concern for Truth from the Left? From Hollywood? From Obamakles? ....
.....Well, at least he could learn from experience. That makes him far more reflective, far more astute, than your typical blithe Idiot rowing down the River Charly.

Pepe at the gym

You're a commie asshole, says Conchita

Why do The Aliens Hate Us So?

First, Krugman, now Al Gore's "Science Guys"....gee, how soon before Obamakles gets tapping a pas-de-deux on this perfect piece of pepean shit?

The Rotting of Lot 49

" Blah Blah, nitpick, nitpick".....Pepeanic genius. This Charlie would bring a sheen to FCP. Let's bring him on board.

Sounds like something else

Some random actor whining about something or other

"Reality" TV gets Kinda Real

A Whacky SitCom that Jumps before there is a Shark? Genius!

Unnervingly precise historical synopsis, even if it wasn't a whacky sitcom.

A headline only Pepe would love

Kayla suggested another avenue...

Narrative This!

Hollywood buttbudies

AA tells Pepe: You mean as opposed to a guy who gets love letters from Carlos the Jackal, sends his Hollywood pals to be buttbuddies for MadJad.... As if on cue, MadJaddery ensues.

If McCain had won would we be done with this bitch already?

Pepe, if you'd known you would have voted the straight republican ticket, no? OK, how about the log canin republican ticket?

Macho Sauces "The Pledge"

Disses The One [Will Smith]? There goes his Hollywood career.

Wanna be BIG BROTHER?

WANTED BY THE FBI
Talented Professionals to Serve the Nation


The government FBI link. Notice how the photo from their page looks so, ah, fun and stress free.


And this on the heels after watching "Burn After Reading" a couple nights ago. It's the Coen brothers latest flick, and it's worthwhile, at least worth renting. The film demonstrates how crucial analysts in the CIA/NSA/FBI are politically fucked over (either by a change in administration, or by Mormons who are in a higher managerial position), and invariably turn bonkers on society. In another vein, it's a story about how one misinterpretation piled upon another misunderstanding piled on another misinterpretation is incapable of being unraveled due to langauge (and frontal lobe) limits of many. It also has a hilarious BIG BROTHER element in it throughout, certainly a Grand March of Human Absurdity.

Potemkin Fireworks Over Beijing

Say it ain't so, Wang.

Scarlett letter

A Hollywood groupie competes with Pepe for the affections of Da Man. Is there a spot under the bus for Michelle?