Soros visits Rot, explains what needs to be done

Mr Rot goes holistic

How do you demonstrate "a sense of cultural awareness" in Texas? Mr Rot has the answer.

C'mon, Mr Rot, why are you so obdurate?

Ulululululu, says Mr Rot

The blame game

Cosmic idiocy

Update.

The Rotter economy

In the euro, the biggest single economic bloc has created the most dysfunctional monetary system in human history, threatening financial collapses on an unprecedented scale. Think of it as the world economy suffering a heart attack, then a stroke, then getting picked up by an ambulance that crashes on the way to the hospital — it is hardly surprising the patient isn’t in good shape.
Hey, man, just take some more cortisone.

C'mon, Rot, why are you bitter, soft, and lazy?

Italia in the crapper

.. this is what happens when Mr Rot goes AWOL.

Tottering on the brink of collapse

What happens when a candidate listens to Herr Rott, instead of moi. It happened to Mac in 2008, and it's happening now to Perry. Like clockwork.

Put another way: we need more flinty Yanks like AA & Tecs, and fewer swaggering, crypto-pinko Texas cowboys to run the GOP. Powww!!

When Rot goes to Italy

.. the local economy falls apart. Hey, you're a one-man wrecking ball!

A Ted Kaczynski type?

But, of course, good ole Ted was into \lesssims, and his stomping grounds used to be in Ann Arbor and Berkeley. Aha!

Article 1, Section 1 doesn't apply, says Rot

All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives. How quaint.

What happens when Rot goes to Italy

Canonical.

Steyn smacks Rot

Republican primary voters, don’t want to have their candidate chosen for them by CNN and the New York Times and the rest of the gang. I mean basically, last time round, the Republican Party followed the media’s advice, and they got the bipartisan maverick, and it was a disaster.

Rotterland goes full Gore

But it also means that the country will have to find the 22 percent of its electricity needs covered by nuclear reactors from another source. Start eating lots of beans, Mr Rot.

Blind Seers, Subtle Signs, and Raging Romans

Fo shame, Herr Rott, fo shame.

Why is this an "Answers to Questions Nobody Is Asking" item?

When Rot goes to Euroland

.. things start going downhill. Of course.

Mais non, mais non--says Rot--you can't dump that snow in the ocean

Awww, shit. Gimme me a break, williya?