Watch out for the rising water, boys!

Forget about Palau, let's go to Kathmandu.

Rushbo explains A=>B in Pepean Logick

It’s only a matter of time before the Obama campaign tries to tie Romney to 9/11 somehow. I mean, after all, the attack was in the Financial District of New York City. Bain Capital is located in Boston. All of Bain’s competitors are in New York. And we all know that Romney was calling the shots in 2001. And if Mitt Romney had no compunction about killing a guy’s wife, well, is it too big a stretch to imagine 9/11?
The Onion has a variation on the theme.

It's all making sense now

Bring on Jeb!

Life is a bitch

It’s easy to see why the two men might come to resent and despise one another. Gingrich has worked for 40 years to organize and inspire conservative Republicans in their push for political power, and now he sees his path to the nomination suddenly blocked by a spoiled, preppy multimillionaire who spent most of that time disengaged from electoral activism and describing himself as “moderate” and “independent.”

As for Romney, he built a beautiful, stable family while toiling tirelessly in the private sector to compile a sterling record remarkably free of scandal of any kind, only to find the nomination he knows he deserves awkwardly threatened by a shopworn, overweight gas bag whose entire life has been punctuated by embarrassments, accusations, and explosive unpredictability in the personal, political, and even business spheres.

Not a kosher BBQ