Mr Rot, waiting for that Wienerschnitzel to come up

That's what happens when you warble about "100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall"

Mead of the Bears

Boston Saves USA From Fiendish Cupcake Terrorist

We would be lost without the wit and wisdom of Government Protection. What's a little Droit de Seigneur for the fine, upstanding, hungry Government TSAristo?

Rot goes for deep-fried chapulines

Yummy.

Rot defames restaurant in blog post, jailarity ensues

Pinko Versailles goes for pappardelle al tartufo nero with Brunello di Montalcino

How come we never tried this at the Albanian joint?

The Pain in Spain Falls Mainly on the Brain

Delights of Texas gastronomy