So, boys, who's your pick?

Tecs Rove goes the way of the dododo

Coulter bitch-slaps der Rotter

REGURGE for more Coulteresque Rotter-bashing.

RWNs pull for pinkos, part CXXVII

During that period, Gingrich consulted with Freddie Mac executives on a program to expand home ownership, an idea Delk said he pitched to President George W. Bush’s White House. “I spent about three hours with him talking about the substance of the issues and the politics of the issues, and he really got it, what the benefits are to communities, what the benefits could be for Republicans and particularly their relationship with Hispanics.” Gingrich applauded the ideas, saying they would enable Freddie Mac to demonstrate benefits to the taxpayer, Jawohl, Herr Rott. A great job.

Takeaway: Obama is so horrible that he's about even with Romney.

A bad hair day for Herr Rott

This is what happens when the big takeaways from your debate performance are (a) you hate your own base and (b) you sound brain damaged. Ouchhh. Tecs suggest panic.

Perry wakes up

No thanks to Rot's rotten political advice.
Counterpoint: Cain 28%, Perry 18%, Romney 17%. Hmmm...

Who's rooting for Perry?

Cain a mathematician? Who knew.

Rot cuts an ad.

Rot's pretty boy wins in a landslide -- not

Cain by a mile. Rot sobs uncontrollably.

Herr Metternich Rott says: damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead

Gingrich with tits

Told you.

The Implications of Winning, Duh

So Herr Rott was damning all those idiot Walker types who had decided to make a stand against Pepe's madness. They were raving ideologues who lacked McCain's clarity of vision, or McCormicks "Ubi Mea" principles, or McLellans desire to channel the spirit of Mclelland, or Graham's Barnie licking, or Rove's magnificent homage to Machiavelli, or the sheer "droite de seigneurism" of the Noble House of Bush....Nope, said Herr Rott, bravely waving the flag across the Ocean, "Don't fight when the Winning seems hard. Fight only when Winning is assured. Heck, we can't win against these bastards, so just don't Fight at all."
Fortunately the idiots fought, and idiotically ignored the Rotter's command to "Capitulate Now!", and so had a chance of winning [for, as everybody but Herr Rott understands, you can't win if you don't fight], and worked their butts off, and Won..duh.
But don't worry, there is a whole year ahead of us for Wiener's Wisdom to command us to travel the route of meekness and capitulation.

Mr Rot, on the other hand, is drinking ouzo

.. while thinking it's still 1998, and I'm teaching him what the internets are.

Rotterman plotting revenge

roT's fruity hayseed goes for the mama grizzly vote

Tecs scratches his head at the politics of it all, quotes Reagan.

Seethe, Rot, Seethe

Though born in the United States, Rubio has an immigrant’s understanding of American exceptionalism. His parents escaped the horrors of Castro’s Cuba and Rubio is acutely aware, as he said in his speeches, that he is just “one generation removed from a very different life.” Of course, Rot thinks Castro was never a Stalinist, just a benevolent Caudillo. Thus, he doesn't dig Rubio.

The Rotter confusion

—Charlie Crist, an independent beating Marco Rubio, throwing a wrench in the Tea Party and extreme right winners of the night. I think what will be more interesting than his likely win is how exactly the Republican purists and the rest of Washington will treat him. It is a lonely place for independents in Washington and groupthink rules the roost, sentiment seems to be particularly harsh against former Republicans. Just ask Jesse Ventura or Joe Lieberman.

Thus sprache McCain Jr., the Karl Rovette of Maverickyland.

Rot & AA smack Rove

.. calling him "our Joe Biden". Ouchhh! That hurts so much.

And Rot thinks Rove is Clausewitz on steroids

Tom Garcia vs Rot Rove