Charly picks up the tab

Dom Pérignon and Coca Cola? Only in Pepea!

Pinko Versailles whoops it up

Cro-Magnon knuckledraggers drink hooch and cry.

On being dealt a 5 and a 7, but drawing a straight on the river in a game of Texas Hold ‘em

In case you wonder: Odds/probability of making a straight by the river from an open-ended straight draw on the flop - 2.2 to 1 (or 31.3% chance) That doesn't sound so bad. Then again: Odds/probability of hitting an open-ended straight draw on the river card -- 4.8 to 1 (or 17.2% chance). I'll let AA compute the probs.

Kaboom...while Tecs and AA sleep

Gray Lady not happy with the hobbits

Enron adviser seethes. Raul Grijalva not happy. Neither is Bernie Sanders. Ergo, Rot is not happy. A => B.

Foolish heart

The seething retard. A compendium.

Young Binnie not happy

Maybe AA and Tecs will learn the political discourse thingy

Tecs and AA's brilliant hero teaches America about reasoned discourse

Fat asshole will get us a couple Dem senators this way.
Another Rovian moment in the same day. Rush wants Harry Reid.

In praise of academia

Doubt any of that, and that laid-back elbow-patched joking prof who told the class “Call me Bill,” in a flash, Gollum like, turned into a snarling jackal, screaming, “I am Doctor Jones, with important publications on climate change and a doctorate from Berkeley! How dare you question me!”

Tecs and AA still wish it had been Kerry-McCain

Tulane. Not bad.

OK, OK, let her in

Though she looks like a berenjena in that dress...

Just like Tecs' sulk-fests

The law of unintended consequences

Waxman poetic justice.
Enemies of the people.

AA gets an email acct

...and turns left.

Tecs writhing and seething in a cheap hotel in Walpole

Get ovah it, Tecs! Brain-o Spock from Columbia reads like a corpse-man drone while Univ Idaho hockeypuck brain wings it and brings the house down.
Oh, Marcia! Another round of Harpoon for room service please in the dank hovel of pain!

The VCP tab, revealed

Hey brilliant Tecs and AA

Make some money explaining to K-Lo why it makes sense to pull for Kerry when you're a seething righty!
Hint: Start with "No, no, no, it's nothing like voting for Brown because you want more HC"R" coming from Obamarama!"

A loopy goal

[OK, the TSA is looking great now. -- rot]