Pinky fish

Smart heron

Pepe at the spa

Rot goes fishing

Dog bites plane

Granny bites shark

Like a slap in the face with a wet, semi-frozen flounder

So what? Don't let it bother you. Keep diggin', says Pepe.

While wallowing in the cesspool, I found this!

Enjoy!

Iesus and Iosaphat

Nope, Sebastian wasn't going to hang around long enough to surmise those bones weren't the genuine stick. Heck, his soon enough became the subject of many a fraudulent grand gift.
Interesting story, and not one I'd known before.
Now, Marcellinus, that's another story.

For Whom The Shills Poll

"7 is the most random number". Now that is a prime convergence of Fortuna da Bitch.

Bull shark gunning for Pepe

Run, Pepe, run!

Redefining randomness

The president called randomly on three audience members. All turned out to be members of groups with close ties to his administration: the Service Employees International Union, Health Care for America Now, and Organizing for America, which is a part of the Democratic National Committee. White House officials said that was a coincidence.

Asymmetrical warfare gets more asymmetrical

What's next? The loincloth bomb? Oh, wait. Kayla's set that one off with one of our contribs. Never mind.

A Tree Hugger Too Far?

Bitch Paddles Pond in Guiness Time.

.....uh, why?

Cooking calamari

..under the sea.

Berkeley is patriotic!

VDH's prediction comes to life in the Birkenstockian Mecca.

Russians don't drink!

And Pepe is not a pinko. If you buy this, I've got a bridge in NYC to sell you.

So, Do You Give It to Him or Not?

I vote "No". But then, that's just me. What do you guys say?

Watch out for that fish!